Contrary to popular belief, I'm not an Ionic Breeze. I'm an exclusive tower in San Francisco with an inferiority complex. And I'm lonely.
San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2010
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Tell me more about how big and powerful @SalesforceTower is, and let me remind you who is the biggest fan in SF. 💨
If I were your friend (and not in San Francisco), I’d blow that smoke away! 💨 #IonicBreeze
Never verified, always original. The one, the only, #IonicBreeze…shit, I mean, me, Rincon Tower, Lord of the East Cut!
I support this proposal and promise to stop send my breezes to @SalesforceTower if they do it. If not, this Ionic Breeze goes to 11! 💨💨💨
Santa really wants us to dance on the giant video screens atop @salesforcetower on Xmas Eve! Maybe if we just get some licorice rope and some candy canes, we could climb the building and dance on the very top?
#treetwins #SalesforceTower #Christmas #weLoveSF #Dance #christmaseve
Wait, who turned my settings to “wind tunnel”?! Sorry everyone! 💨
#IonicBreeze #IAmNotAFan
Despite the rumors, I am NOT responsible for the San Francisco wind. However, on a related note, does anyone have a kite I can borrow?
I’m looking forward to the Yellow Tier next week. Are buildings eligible for the vaccine yet? 😷 And am I more of a Pfizer or Moderna high rise?
No one got me a present for #415Day. That means you all get the IONIC BREEZE tonight!
Happy birthday, @GoldenGatePark!! Can you see the cake I made for you? 🎂🎉 And I don’t think you look a day over 125! 😉
#GoldenGatePark150
For 2019, I hope for a peaceful, fire-free year. And for @SalesforceTower to be shorter. #hope #HappyNewYear #2019Hopes #Competition
Sauron, Schmauron. Have you ever felt the Ionic Breeze of SATAN?!!! #salesforcetower 🙄 #HappyHalloween2018
Hmm. Not that impressed with @SalesforceTower. Does it even have a fan? #ionicbreezerealness