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"let the young man in his desperation go out and hunt. if he kills the elephant, his poverty ends. if the elephant kills him, his poverty ends."
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Realising we now have to look "right, left and up" before we cross the road:
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I realized very early in my life that I couldn’t deal with certain women and advised myself to stay away. You guys are doing well.
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As a young boy, you for learn "sorting". Ebe investment waaa. Sorting no be bribe. Yogurt for the apprentices at your mechanic's. Moa some 50 give the bouncer for favorite club. Buy a drink for the nice professional waiter. Paddy that one police officer in your area. E get why o
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You don't know how much I love this scolding. I detest this act so much. Can we just honour God and worship without distractions? You can always rewatch on YouTube, if you need to.
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All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.
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Oh it makes sense paa , since we’ve decided to be cutting down all the trees and tile our compounds. Even trees along our roads are being cut down. Developers hate trees and I wonder why . This is just the beginning ,since we think we have sense than nature .
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French protesters are such romantics bc wdym you’re fighting against capitalism and also looted sephora for your gf
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Replying to @EwusiwaaIII @Cwame606
White linen shirt at Awudome diɛɛɛr sɛ saman o
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The French will legit burn down Europe if they experienced Nigerian government for a week.

























