i believe in Jesus, i shall not perish.🤝🏾❤ chelsea fc.💙 neymar Jnr. 🐐❤️

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Joined December 2016
"let the young man in his desperation go out and hunt. if he kills the elephant, his poverty ends. if the elephant kills him, his poverty ends."
What’s the hardest quote you’ve ever heard?
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Realising we now have to look "right, left and up" before we cross the road:
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Watching everyone around you winning while you’re going through the hardest phase of your life:
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50 shades of Leopard 🎭 by ustaz_kundeligi1
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I realized very early in my life that I couldn’t deal with certain women and advised myself to stay away. You guys are doing well.
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As a young boy, you for learn "sorting". Ebe investment waaa. Sorting no be bribe. Yogurt for the apprentices at your mechanic's. Moa some 50 give the bouncer for favorite club. Buy a drink for the nice professional waiter. Paddy that one police officer in your area. E get why o
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so many tins
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You don't know how much I love this scolding. I detest this act so much. Can we just honour God and worship without distractions? You can always rewatch on YouTube, if you need to.
“Don’t use your phone, I will send you far away from here!” Victoria Orenze scolds people that tries to record during worship session
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All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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This is content 🤣🤣
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Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.
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this is a terrible time to meet me in life I do not give a fuck anymore 😭
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Oh it makes sense paa , since we’ve decided to be cutting down all the trees and tile our compounds. Even trees along our roads are being cut down. Developers hate trees and I wonder why . This is just the beginning ,since we think we have sense than nature .
The heat in Accra doesn’t make sense
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If Como beats them, they will have 3 points in 3 games in ucl😭😭
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French protesters are such romantics bc wdym you’re fighting against capitalism and also looted sephora for your gf
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White linen shirt at Awudome diɛɛɛr sɛ saman o
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The French will legit burn down Europe if they experienced Nigerian government for a week.
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Neymar da Silva 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘀 Júnior 🌟
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Everybody be SM for this country. We just dey pretend
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7 matches, 7 points 10 goal scored, 10 goals conceded Manchester United ladies and gentleman 😭
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