David Pasta Wallace

I am at the Larry Bird museum

There are Charlie Kirks everywhere for those with the eyes to see

I have haliburtons basketball do you think it has like mike type powers

If I went on kill tony I would actually do it

Stephen Hawking on that island

Shit, forgot about twitter. Uhhh what about Showhole Ohtani?

Boomers are gonna vote their state into a position that will allow Disney to literally buy and own it and that's comedy

Help!

J Clyde's, gay guys, large fry, Pacers in 5

I strive to be the level of schizophrenic in the replies of this thread but every time I get high I just look for black unmarked SUVs driving past my house

I think I've finally peaked on my stupid sounding snare timeline

can't stop thinkin bout nosferatu's big ol pecker

if a horse carried MY ass all the way through the desert I would simply give him a name

If you looked this man in the eyes and wouldn't immediately bash his face in violently with the nearest blunt object I do not see you as a human being

all the buttons on this voting machine just say israel??