@OneHotProcessor

I will break your pretty for fun and profit. // Mastadon: @onehotprocessor@toot.community

Joined June 2009
  • Tweets11.1K
  • Following2.4K
  • Followers864
Replying to @photomatt
I can’t blame the pilot. United recently had an engine compressor issue on the same plane 3 days apart. youtu.be/xiShUhihcQk?si=QJSo…
1
196
Replying to @VASAviation @YouTube
Keep an eye out for this one
JetBlue flight from LAS to BOS shows it diverted to JFK.

ALT JetBlue flight from LAS to BOS shows it diverted to JFK.

Screenshot of flight radar app showing the JetBlue flight circling near Patterson NJ before coming into land at JFK.

ALT Screenshot of flight radar app showing the JetBlue flight circling near Patterson NJ before coming into land at JFK.

1
53
Replying to @Melissa_Berman
@Melissa_Berman
1
30
Replying to @OneHotProcessor @AssetScholar
I did receive this from Here just now. 🤞Hopefully it'll be sooner.
Screenshot of message from Here.co's messaging widget. I said "Hi Tucker, thanks for the reply. Can I expect the portfolio to be updated by June 15?", to which Tucker from Here replied "That's correct - just looking at a few business days here. Thanks,".

ALT Screenshot of message from Here.co's messaging widget. I said "Hi Tucker, thanks for the reply. Can I expect the portfolio to be updated by June 15?", to which Tucker from Here replied "That's correct - just looking at a few business days here. Thanks,".

1
31
Replying to @AssetScholar
As if on cue, just received this text message.
iPhone screenshot of a text message from Here, with a “space is limited/almost sold out” and wefunder link.

ALT iPhone screenshot of a text message from Here, with a “space is limited/almost sold out” and wefunder link.

1
32
Replying to @AssetScholar
Received a message asking to be an investor of Here this morning. A bit tone-deaf considering property investors still have no timeline on portfolio status that was due in May.
Screenshot of an email from Here.co, featuring Corey Ashton Walters, their Founder and CEO, indicating I've been invited to invest directly into the company Here. It lists other venture capital groups that have invested in the company, and provides a Wefunder link toward the end of the email.

ALT Screenshot of an email from Here.co, featuring Corey Ashton Walters, their Founder and CEO, indicating I've been invited to invest directly into the company Here. It lists other venture capital groups that have invested in the company, and provides a Wefunder link toward the end of the email.

1
33
Replying to @VerizonSupport
I'm doing fine, would like to cancel Disney. I'm also hoping you can fix your chatbot's hardcoded link. Here are the prompts to the chatbot.
Screenshot of full chatbot dialog, with prompt "cancel disney" as first, and the chatbot gives an odd response with a nonexistent customer request to stay, followed by a "one time offer only" type message. After confirming, the chatbot provides the nonfunctional link.

ALT Screenshot of full chatbot dialog, with prompt "cancel disney" as first, and the chatbot gives an odd response with a nonexistent customer request to stay, followed by a "one time offer only" type message. After confirming, the chatbot provides the nonfunctional link.

1
40
.@VerizonSupport I am trying to cancel Disney+ and the chatbot has given me a redirect link that does not work. The console displays a 500 error. I have tried elsewhere on your site and cannot find it. Please help.
Screenshot of Verizon site with Chrome inspection tools visible to a console error. Console error displays a 500 error on what appears to be a secure account "manage" API. Main UI panel displays a "we encountered an error while processing your request."

ALT Screenshot of Verizon site with Chrome inspection tools visible to a console error. Console error displays a 500 error on what appears to be a secure account "manage" API. Main UI panel displays a "we encountered an error while processing your request."

Screenshot of Verizon's webpage chatbot, with Chrome inspection tools open to the Elements view. The specific span with the problematic URL is highlighted in the inspection tool, and is highlighted on where the chatbot is referencing the recommended fix. The chatbot dialog indicates the URL is where to navigate to cancel the Disney+ service.

ALT Screenshot of Verizon's webpage chatbot, with Chrome inspection tools open to the Elements view. The specific span with the problematic URL is highlighted in the inspection tool, and is highlighted on where the chatbot is referencing the recommended fix. The chatbot dialog indicates the URL is where to navigate to cancel the Disney+ service.

2
263
Replying to @vavroom
Yeah but look at these fish bricks. I kinda want fish bricks now, didn't even consider the possibility. Siri pulling serendipitous moves here...
Orange-red brick wall with grey mortar. Some bricks have embossed fish which appear to be a longer type of fish, perhaps a carp? Seems too skinny for a carp. Maybe a trout. Either way, they're very cool, multiple sizes, and I kind of want this for myself.

ALT Orange-red brick wall with grey mortar. Some bricks have embossed fish which appear to be a longer type of fish, perhaps a carp? Seems too skinny for a carp. Maybe a trout. Either way, they're very cool, multiple sizes, and I kind of want this for myself.

31
Replying to @Carnage4Life
Same as the others.
An overlay on a Tesla stock reporting tweet, stating “Help keep Twitter a place for reliable info. Find out more before liking this tweet” with an option to like the tweet in smaller letters/with icon, versus larger (and default-looking) Cancel button.

ALT An overlay on a Tesla stock reporting tweet, stating “Help keep Twitter a place for reliable info. Find out more before liking this tweet” with an option to like the tweet in smaller letters/with icon, versus larger (and default-looking) Cancel button.

7
1,741
Load more