sometimes when you’re in a dark place, you think you’ve been buried, but you’ve actually been planted
Lagos, Nigeria
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It should be quite clear for anyone who watches his videos that he has corn in his pocket
Oladapo retweeted
thats crazy. she on here?
My ex had a morning wood ritual and I haven't found anyone since who does it… Every morning without fail, she'd wake up, feel me against her, and whisper “presenting for inspection?” in this fake formal voice. Then she does this thing where she slowly pull the covers down, look at it, and either say “APPROVED” or “needs work.”
If it was “approved” she'd take care of me immediately. If it was “needs work” she'd make me earn it by going down on her first. I never knew which one I'd get. Sometimes I was already throbbing and she'd still say “needs work” just because she wanted my mouth.
I miss the unpredictability. The teasing. Current dating scene feels like everyone just grabs it mechanically or ignores it. She made it fun.
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Bandits opened fire on a vehicle full of human beings in Sokoto, killing every single person in the car and everywhere is quiet.
Oladapo retweeted
Lmaooo Nigerian men? One of wun. The ironic paradox never fails to amaze me.
On one hand they pedestalize women & sex, they’ll do everything under the sun for a slice of vagina, on the other hand, they’re alpha males wey “no send woman”.
I never see this kyn thing before.
😂😂
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It’s never that serious mehn
Omo, I just hear one new format wey some guys dey use chop girls o! 😂
Dem go carry babe inside car, then branch one building site wey still dey under construction.. the site no be their own o. Dem go leave the babe inside the car with AC on, come down to greet the workers and engage them in small talks. Before dem leave, dem go bring out small cash give the workers. The babe go dey observe for inside car
Dem go now enter the car and tell the babe say the workers dey really try, say e don spend many millions on the project and still get plenty money to spend so the building go finish on time.
Omo, from that moment, the babe go begin reason am differently. She go wan loyal because she don see say the guy get serious investment and plenty expenses. She fit even begin manage herself financially, with the hope say when the project finally finish, she go enjoy the benefits too.
