Why is the grammar check function of outlook telling me to take commas out of things like this? Super annoying! Do we not add commas before and & but anymore?

Achievement Get: Nickel and Die-Med (Reach out of pocket maximum for health insurance in less than 6 months)

This hotel is awesome!

My daughter asked me what “goated” means because she hears it at school all the time. I replied that I wasn’t familiar with that one. Then my son wide-eyed cuts into the conversation, You guys don’t know goated?! Geez, do you even watch YouTube?!

Happy New Years!

I’m sick, so I placed a crazy order on door dash for some stuff at 7/11. The person is gonna think we high as hell over here

It’s great when you randomly get someone’s drink at the bar because they had to go. Way to be on a Friday night!

Is it bad if, because of work, you are thinking about drinking by 10:30 AM? Asking for uhh a friend…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I find it funny that I’m almost always the youngest person in a lot of my professional exploits. It’s been a running joke since birth as I was the last of six kids…

No context: Defender of the Seven CLINS!

Unhappy cyclops, right?!

Kids found a secret door to a strange tomb and a riddle. Three by three they came to be, see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. They had to uncover the tombs and set the skeletons to the right pose, and then guess the right numbered sarcophagi. It took them a bit.

The kids were playing D&D last night and Jon made the mistake of having his character walk over to the small pile of bones to figure out what made them. He found out… (Also highly recommend remote control candles) Candles being ‘snuffed’ out when the torch was put out was epic!

Hmmm… Maybe I should call back? I kinda wanna know what this sensation for my suffering is.