@OneBoardMan

''Improv'' ''Comedian''. I am very unstructured, send help. @JPImprov - @BoatClubImprov - One Board Man.

Joined January 2013
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Big boi palm olive naturale Gimmie some of dat creamy hand wash fam Contributing to the shared house like an absolute spicy ledge
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Boys, I'm absolutely gagging a DC (Diet Coke)
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Normalize saying "I've got to scadaddle" instead of "Im leaving you and the kids"
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Interior. A spa. Masseuse: please de-robe. Customer: How about you robe deez nuts. Chaos ensues.
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I doubt that, tents aren't electric
These are Snagglepuss' streets
Finally a place where I can get pizza the way it used to be a-made
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Thought I was gonna be lonely on my 8 hour trip to Toronto. Queen Lizzy keeping me company once again
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Bobo Smuggins getting the High Score at another Big Buck Hunter
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@TomPullenTweets
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This guys taking ages
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I'm leaving the UK on Friday but everyone I've said bye to thinks I'm dead and are surprised when I message them 😔
The one year I don't go to Edinburgh Fringe and my one man show is getting bombarded with 5 star reviews? 🤔
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Our show starts this Saturday! 😁😁😁 It's free/unticketed, just show up! 💰💰💰 Improv Cage Match Longform improv comedy from @CouchImprov + special guest teams each day! 6-27th Aug 2022 (not Mondays) 20:45 Subway Cowgate (Venue 56) @thefreefringe tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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Sure, Footballs finally home, but now what...?
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Huffington Ghost@julydiaz27 Jul 2022
Guys tagging out the 1 girl on their improv team
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Guy on the bus is seriously doing balloons right now and everyone's laughing at him
I actually like the feeling of suffocating heat
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Everyone thinks they're Batman until it hits 28°c outside and you realise Joker was right all along
For the last time, I'm not dying
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What is human juice to you? Everyone I've asked has said cum, and I'm worried this survey is turning into filth :(
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