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โScientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.โ
Terry Pratchett
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Dating someone who gives you great sex, good laughs, best friend energy, epic conversations and unquestionable loyalty >>>>
My little brother always answers the phone "alright sis?" And it always makes me smile, no matter what's happening.
I'll always be grateful for my sibling. ๐ฅฐ
Him - men and women seek different criteria at the hairdressers...
Yeah, I'm more like... ummmm, that's right, you work that scalp, don't stop, right there, oh my god, yes! Grab that shower hose, go on, wrap your fingers right around it, rinse me, rinse me harder... just saying.
It's like waking up from a dream, and everything I thought that was is long gone. The sun truly broke the sky, and now it's time to begin again.
It's early. I've been awake for hours. The void is so huge, and I can't escape it. I notice that my physiology is betraying reason - I hurt and have constant sensations akin to anxiety.
My cat died and took with him a piece of me... I wish I was exaggerating, but I'm broken.
My daughter has decided that everything that isn't rainbow is stupid... it made me think of @ENFPleaseLoveMe for some reason ๐
I wonder if a person's favourite song at any given time is actually reflecting the internal resonance and vibration of the listener ๐ค









