Just a human ...being... sometimes with a ukulele. Behaviour analysis and therapy. Psychology. Writing fantasy. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ

United Kingdom
Joined September 2018
โ€œScientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.โ€ Terry Pratchett
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Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? Conditioning.
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29 and feelin' fine today ๐Ÿ˜ Comment a pic of something that makes you smile today ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‡
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Dating someone who gives you great sex, good laughs, best friend energy, epic conversations and unquestionable loyalty >>>>
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My little brother always answers the phone "alright sis?" And it always makes me smile, no matter what's happening. I'll always be grateful for my sibling. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Him - men and women seek different criteria at the hairdressers... Yeah, I'm more like... ummmm, that's right, you work that scalp, don't stop, right there, oh my god, yes! Grab that shower hose, go on, wrap your fingers right around it, rinse me, rinse me harder... just saying.
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It's like waking up from a dream, and everything I thought that was is long gone. The sun truly broke the sky, and now it's time to begin again.
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It's early. I've been awake for hours. The void is so huge, and I can't escape it. I notice that my physiology is betraying reason - I hurt and have constant sensations akin to anxiety. My cat died and took with him a piece of me... I wish I was exaggerating, but I'm broken.
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This witches cat, Bodhi, died today in a car accident. I am beyond crushed. He has been there through the toughest year of my life every time I have felt alone or scared, every time I cried. I lost my soul mate today. I can scarcely breathe as I write this. Blessed be, Mr Bodinsk
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Some people's twitter bio's really restore my faith in humanity... others not so much ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The longer it takes to get to know someone, the more interesting they probably are.
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Let's play a game of visceral... I'll go first... The smell of stale smoke and used up bedsheets.
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My daughter has decided that everything that isn't rainbow is stupid... it made me think of @ENFPleaseLoveMe for some reason ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Guyssssss ๐Ÿคฉ Nicole Wild, MSc I'm actually over the moon ๐Ÿ˜
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I want to grow old with someone who makes me feel young.
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Sometimes nothing is more dangerous than truth in the hands of those who are willing to use it.
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I wonder if a person's favourite song at any given time is actually reflecting the internal resonance and vibration of the listener ๐Ÿค”
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Why? I'll ask again, why? Why did I decide to try and turn my swathes of deathly black hair to an angelic blonde?
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