come to my show you freaking nerds
Brooklyn, NY
Joined September 2018
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I made a comedy show!
Now, I’m not saying I’ll use this show’s success as a measure of my self worth, but I sure will hate myself if you don’t buy a ticket right now – at Brooklyn, NY
Tickets are only $15! That's less than an actual cab would charge to drive you to the show! Unless you live nearby! In which case, it's so close to home you gotta go! You gotta go!!!
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My last show is now on YouTube!
Check it out: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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Wow did not expect to blow up like this!!!! Better get tickets to our show before they sell out! 🤪🤪
Probably would have been wise to include the ticket link, oops!
brooklyncc.com/show-schedule… – at Brooklyn, NY
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In Los Angeles, loved and praised
In the studio is where I spent most of my days
Making music, TV shows, movies all cool
And teaching Scientology in my school
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Be on the lookout for foods you don’t like. Lotta folks out there want to make you eat them. Can’t allow it.
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Yesterday I had to look my gf in the eye and tell her we can’t go to Costa Rica because their spiders are too big.
How have you disappointed a loved one in the new year?
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FYI: There’s a new YouTube ad for reusable q-tips which, without warning, cuts to a candle’s worth of wax getting yanked from a dude’s ear
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