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guardian of the timeline. defender of dumb jokes ⚔️

Joined March 2017
good morning. gta 6 wants 212gb so today i find out which apps i actually love
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goodnight. setting an alarm friday just to lose a zelda switch to a bot
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good morning and happy halloween. dressing up as a guy with money today, nobody's gonna recognize me
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goodnight. clocks go back an hour this weekend. the only time anything ever gets given back to me
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paid $70 for the new cod and it told me to update my bios first. never had to flash a motherboard to play a game before
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halloween's tomorrow. are you a full size candy bar house or a fun size house this year. be honest
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good morning. friday before halloween and the scariest thing i've seen so far is my grocery receipt.
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doordash driver said my food is "on the way" 40 minutes ago. at this point we're in a long distance relationship. where my food.
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economy grew 3.4% last quarter. checked my own numbers and i'm still in my recession era
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good morning. woke up, checked the charts, went back to bed. that counts as a full shift right
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goodnight. 3 days till halloween and i already have my costume. it's a guy who keeps saying "ok this is the bottom"
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fed made their decision, warsh talked for what felt like 3 hours, and i still don't know if i'm supposed to be happy. what's your read, buy or cry?
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fed just made their decision. i've also made mine: i'm going to overreact
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fed day. i've cleared my schedule to stare at a chart and pretend i understand what's happening
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goodnight to everyone except the fed. tomorrow they decide if i eat ramen or ramen
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taco tuesday hits different when the fed is meeting. might be my last week of guac
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lunch break. ate a sandwich and bought a coin i heard about 4 minutes ago. only one of those was a good decision
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good morning to everyone who doesn't check the charts before getting out of bed. i am not one of you
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goodnight to everyone except whoever sold me the top
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opened my portfolio for the first time in a week. closed it. went outside to touch grass. grass was also down 40%
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