I'm a puggle. I like to play fetch, chew on toys, and destroy everything!
Cambridge, ON, Canada
Joined September 2009
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Why is everything shaped like a mouse 'not for puggles'? Why do the cats get all the mice? Well PHOO! I'm tearing it apart anyway. SO THERE!
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I haven't had a bath in a few months! Juno keeps rolling in things and getting a bath instead of me! I'm starting to smell... its AWESOME!
I rip apart things so Dad can vacuum. He always says 'Thanks a lot Oliver!' Mom says its sarcasm but I know he loves having something to do.
Just an update on the stapler situation: Yes I destroyed the stapler, but I didn't swallow anything! I'm okay (but the stapler is not)
I just ate Mommy's stapler! It was crunchy, but I didn't like the little spikes. Oliver: 1 Stapler: 0. I WIN!
Yesterday I ate Mommy's lipstick to amuse myself. I am bored again... What should I eat? I think one of Daddy's things just to be fair.
Its 3pm! It is clearly time to go wait patiently at the door for Daddy to get home. Hurry daddy! I have to pee & I am hungry like a fox!
With the wind chill it feels like -21C outside today! I'm not going anywhere. That's paw freezing weather! Not peeing outside either NUH UH!
I am NOT going outside potty in the snow. NUH UH! NO WAY! You go pee in the snow and we'll see how YOU like it!
Why am I still being prepped for a walk when there is a STORM outside? If you want to keep me entertained, buy me toys, don't exercise me!
Oliver the GUARD puggle on high alert! OOOH! I think somebody is outside! I better start wiggling in case it is somebody delivering pizza.
Its snowing. My stupid sister Juno is running around the backyard chasing and barking at snowflakes.
Mommy and Daddy went out to shop for a new car, so Juno and I stole an ENTIRE loaf of gluten-free bread. It was very yummy. Mommy is unhappy