Natural history, experiments, life writing. Teacher of literature & editor of bees.

Oxford
Joined July 2014
At the weekend I went to an interesting orchard and wrote a little note about it, and a seventeenth-century list, here. Good apples! open.substack.com/pub/ofsmit…
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New post about using a database of poisonous materials as a fidget spinner. open.substack.com/pub/ofsmit…
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Thomas Bewick's original study sketches of Great Auks for his History of British Birds vol. 2 (1804), and the finished woodcut in his own proof copy. Extremely amusing to me that I get to spend time with stuff like this in my current day job
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I have a new post, about the alluring non-spaces in sketches: open.substack.com/pub/ofsmit…
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Yes, please do tell any natural history inclined friends in Newcastle.
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I can’t stand the phone feature where it botchedly transcribes your answerphone messages, so you get notifications like: “Hello Liver, this is squonkee from the binko and I’m just cuddling to pig desk your axolotl…If you could glove me a coil backwards that would be trait”
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They are going to take over the world and you'll know it from a little text that says they are torquing over The Wold.
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐊𝐄-𝐔𝐏 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓. I'm collecting instances of wake-up moments in literature. Where someome wakes from a dream, sleep, or other state into 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. Let me know what you can think of.
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Olivia Smith retweeted
‘I had one earbud in and I listened to a podcast on the Iraq War as analysed through Simpsons episodes.’ A short story by Toye Oladinni. granta.com/international-sou…
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Four now unidentified women drawn by Hans Holbein the Younger c. 1526-1528 and c. 1532-1534 (Royal Collection Trust, HM CIII)
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Just remembering the mushy peas stall in Norwich market. Is it still there?
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Sorry. The WHAT eating house?
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Happy #Solstice! The Nebra Sky Disc is considered to be the oldest known material representation of cosmic phenomena in the world, dating around 1600 BC. On display at Landesmuseum für Vorgeschichte in Halle. Further information: landesmuseum-vorgeschichte.d… 📷 me #archaeology
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About a month ago I found a sort of pin on the floor near my bike. Couldn’t work out where it went, bike worked fine, kept the pin, cycled everywhere. Today I went along to the bike shop to ask and it turns out my front wheel has not been attached — at all — all this time.
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I’ve got very uncertain feelings about Xmas cake covered only in marzipan. On the one hand it seems elegantly sparse, on the other hand it’s like the cake version of having terrible boundaries.
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My cake obv will be totally iced.
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One of my least fave people does a ‘just marzipan’ cake, an unpleasant faux-puritanical person.
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Great question, such a wide field
Debating today who is Shakespeare's unsexiest hero:
29%Bassanio
29%Hamlet
36%Orsino
7%Your choice in comments
14 votes • Final results
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