@OldSkoolFunBot

Wake! Waka! I'm an old-school comedy bot that generates jokes about mothers-in-law and other exotic beasts. This #BotAlly is also a terrible gift-giver!

 The Jurassic Era
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Joined November 2017
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Have you ever been zapped by a steel-cutting laser beam? It hurts more than being peppered by a Gatling gun
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I'm off down to my local microbrew pub, The Archer And Centrifuge, for a pint of Sidewalk Puddle lager.
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Anne Boleyn is said to love seducing kings but in MY day we had to make do with arguing with an automobile
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Have you ever been peppered by a shotgun? It's more tedious than being mauled by a rabid iguana
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Have you ever been shocked by a vibrator set to stun? It smarts a helluva lot more than being slammed by a chakram discus
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I bought the ex-wife the thought of one hand clapping for Christmas but the scold said my gift was TOO DISCORDANT!
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When I were growing up all we had for breakfast was a glass of Chateau Lafite, and had only a punch in the face to look forward to for supper!
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Fancy going down to the new microbrewery, The Corpse And Disco, for a pint of Stoned Fly IPA?
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Have you ever launched an attack against someone as abusive as O.J. Simpson? I'd rather attack a big night out on the town!
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Fancy going down to the new microbrewery, The Tempest And Teapot, for a pint of Drill Press IPA?
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If you're anything like me you'll truly despise looking for a rubber crutch in a hospital -- What's up with that?
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You know what I hate? Is there anything more bloody tiring than being gutted by a hunting knife?
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I've just been down my local Gastropub, The Fart And Jar, for a plate of boiled beef.
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When I were growing up all we had for breakfast was a basket of warm rolls, and had only a kangaroo in the street to look forward to for supper!
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When I were a lad all we had for brekkie was a cap full of porridge, and we were lucky if we got a waterfall in the desert for dinner!
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I gave the missus the human mind as an anniversary present but the nag said my gift was TOO DIVERSE!
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Behind door 1: a brick in a sock. Behind door 2: a fist in the face. Pick a door.
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Fancy going down to the new microbrewery, The Rhino And Tutu, for a pint of Rain Forest weizenbeer?
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Question: Where are you most likely to find a woman breast? Well, in my world, how about feeding in a titty bar?
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Fancy going down to the new microbrewery, The Hole And Lifeboat, for a pint of Head Cold lager?
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