OldMenWithWhiteBeards

i'm an old fuck and even i think tariffs are a bad idea

I was yapping back when you frothing MustStopMurad bag-holders were still trying to figure out which end of your ledger to shove up your own asses. Take your half-baked bullshit and vanish back into the worthless Discord pump group vomit you crawled out of.

<tap, tap> does this thing still work?

gmOlds fuck, that didn't come out right

I told @fonkydonk not to do this anymore, the machine's secrets need to be held back. BUT HE IS INSISTING. Good lord, get that man a beer to just shut his yap.

Screw a Times Square billboard. We're in the middle of making a deal with the Depends people to get Old Men on the new boxes. NEVER LET IT BE SAID WE DON'T DELIVER FOR HOLDERS. #ad #diapers4all

Whoooo, old ladies in the hoodies coming in HAWT. Might have to see about inviting some more these people through the ol' portal. #oldpeople

You vs the Old Man she told you not to worry about. /cc @tropoFarmer

Good fucking lord, we've invented something entirely new. Welcome to the BEARD BEANIE™ generation.

NEXT ASK IT ABOUT OLD PEOPLE PLS

Oh fuck, Doug took a dump in the portal and THESE came out. He's gonna clean it up, what are you gonna do, that's Doug. Gonna pound a few beers and figure out what to do with these weirdos.

Cat's out of the bag. To be clear, we are NOT affiliated with Nike just MJ. Not of them are helping on this next iteration tho, typical angel investors.

What in the tarnation got into the damn machine today? Someone put some weird juice in there and then started playing The Last of Us. We cried because...emotion... and this MFer came out.

Ok listen up fuckwads, I know that @elonmusk has y'all in a tizzy here but Jerry H has fired up the portal again and the basic models are finally being spit out. I'm gonna drop some serious alfalfa soon on what's going on here but just know these are, as they say, the floors.

Well, shit, today's experiments in the ol' mulitverse portal weren't all that great. Goddamn anime models never looks *old* enough for us. But had a few decent attempts. Still workin' over here.

The Old Men are working yet again. The Universes expand. What does this mean? Ask us when we *haven't* been drinking at 8am. moar sooooooooooon

Dearest Old Men With White Beards holders, We regret to inform you that the project founder had a massive heart attack. We don't expect a recovery. In fact, whoops, they're already dead. WAIT. They just moved. Might be fine. PS, work continues. News soon-ish.

Bored Old Ape Men With Yacht Beards Club

Holy shit. We're working again. We can't pay the help because the money is all stuck in SVB (Shitty Vegas Beer) but we ARE working.

I have been advised by our investors to tell you that neither we nor our investors have any idea what Silicon Valley Bank is or really how money works.