Kelly John Merrell

Trader Sam's is up and running, cats and kittens!

PresidentCHG: @SLehfeldt: Ya. Sehr gut!

Jalepeno martini is not bad. Not good. But better than the diarrhea martini.

I want to use two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns on a burger.

Every chromosone is a hand-me-down.

I think I'm a clone now.

LEROY!!!

@calloooo: So jealous. Nothing quite like a pre-noon beer. I had a pre-noon staff meeting, but it somehow does not have the same satisfa ...

Wow. Perfect game. Way to go Chicago Not-Cubs. Check out Wise's grab to save the game.

Also in the news, is Kelly Bundy threatening the future of young girls everywhere? Modern role models are cause for concern.

You know you're old when you watch old Warrant and Extreme videos on YouTube and you're shocked by the flesh & decadence.

After 11 days of work in a row, today is finally my Friday. Peace be with you.

He got a MOOOOVING violation. HA!

Everything about that team and their fans are retaaaded. Have a haut dowg... Take your taup owff.

suck it, ladies! my apartment is full of firemen right now. gas leak, WHAAAT?!

It's very hoppy. Probably too much of a big-boy beer for a girl. Stick to cider, girly!

Ah yes, the Imperial Stout. These are not the beers you're looking for.

Beachwood BBQ tonight. We're gonna do it right!

After chasing those damn kids off my lawn, I've finally decided to give this twitter doo-hickey a chance. I feel so dirty.