Lad, we don't have time for this!
Autobot City, Earth
Joined March 2017
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The facts were these. Some of us were zeroing in on some Cyber Mallards in the outlands of Menkar 6 when I got separated from my squad...
Listen. All alone, I was targeting invisible Terra Coopers on the wind-swept plains of Nekkar 1 when my circuits shorted...
Listen, nanobyte. For three days, we'd been being stalked by mysterious Lunar Shrews in the straits of Achird XII when, for some reason...
Oh yeah? Me and Prime were fighting in an arena for the amusement of a bunch of Magnesium Pharmacologists out by Minchir X when I had the worst idea of my life...
It was a stormy night. Someone decided we should try riding shotgun with invisible Biomechanical Bats of Enif VIII and then I really got angry...
It wasn't like this last time. We had the bright idea to try fighting off the unspeakable Photovoltaic Stingrays on a dump called Nash II when it happened...
You don't know what it was like! All of us were fighting off mysterious Ferrous Frogs in the alien prison on Alaraph Minor when they rushed in...
You wouldn't believe it! We had the bright idea to try using the universal greeting on the Cesium Stingrays in the gray mists of Delta Cygni
It was bound to happen. Some of us were getting trampled by some kind of Sulphur Cattle on Epsilon Orionis I when we found the lost temple...
Once again. We had the bright idea to try listening to the Servo Highwaymen in the outlands of Eta Tauri Theta when it all came rushing back...
Anyhow. Me and the Dinobots were riding shotgun with gigantic Robotic Radiographers from Kappa Ursae Majoris 1 when the sun went nova...
Anyhow. Some of us were trading photon charges with a heap of rusting Atom Squids in the forbidden desert of Sulafat 11 when I had the worst idea of my life...
It was a stormy night. I was using the universal greeting on gigantic Seismic Grasshoppers on a dump called Alterf I when I saw what I needed to do...
Oh, really? Some of us were evading the legendary Thermo Paleontologists in the straits of Mu Leporis II when the fissure appeared...
Listen, junior! Crawling from the wreckage of the ship, we were being torn apart by the terrible Biomechanical Lawyers on Alpha Scorpii 11 when, suddenly...
I'm getting to that part! For three days, we'd been fencing a bunch of Electro Behemoths from Xi Geminorum VIII when I got separated from my squad...
Where'd I leave off? Prime and I were brawling invisible Robo Executioners of Beta Cygni Minor when everything seemed hopeless...
That's not what happened! We'd been trading fire with the Cosmo Zoologists beheath Heze 12 when, for reasons unknown...
That? Nothing! I was trapped while my squad was using the universal greeting on a bunch of Protonic Goshawks from the outlands of Arkab Prior