Missing the days when rasslin' was fake but believable. Sometimes stream myself playing video games poorly @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/ynU7fvXT9w $OldFatTank #sober
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They're saying the Turkish catering truck was called Panda Express because it was hiding some orange chicken
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Elon Musk doesn't like it when you call him #SissySpaceX. It'd be a shame if we made it trend today
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Hi Dan, I'm some random guy who isn't part of any kind of media organization. Would you be willing to give me permission to save this video and show it to my cat? I can give you full credit and tell him you're an awesome dude who just walked into Mordor.
Stay frosty,
-Kenny
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"When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts. When you have the law on your side, argue the law."
When you have neither, target the judge's family.
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Sign up for NextDoor? My neighbor has plastic testicles on his pickup truck. I don't even want to know his fucking name.
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Bad weather is inevitable, so let's do our best to keep ourselves -and others- as safe as possible. A little courtesy (and some reduced speeds) can go a long way. #cowx
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So 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 why it was so hard to find bleach at the store. FoxNews bought it all.
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Bo Jackson was briefly suspended for performance enhancement in 1989 when he tested positive for being Bo Jackson.
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At last, NFL offseason transactions have reached the tier of players that's pretty good, but not good enough for AFC West teams to be interested.
