best account on twitter (please dont fact check)

@absentnomo
Joined April 2022
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I couldnt win faceoffs
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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the beautiful game
4 players went FLYING after this missed chance by Backlund 😭
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his dad works with black athletes since he was a little guy
Will Smith is woke because he bakes and Macklin Celebrini is liberal because his dad works with black people. You heard it here first folks. Spread the word.
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and they say shakespeare is dead
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seasons over
The #Oilers have loaned forward James Stefan to the @Condors.
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"NHL sucks at marketing their stars" "NOOO STOP MARKETING YOUR STARS"
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nah bro we needed Colton Parayko out there in Milan
The Oilers are now up 19 to 2 in Evan Bouchard’s minutes at even strength lol
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the beautiful game
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okay i had too much fun w miku i haven't drawn her in a bit
balloon day hooray i did Not know what to draw so send me requests yanmiis.straw.page
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im imagining this is their 9th attempt and they're delaying the practice for it
is that the team watching them ? 💀
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guy who demanded a trade to flordia is defending being a bum #shocker
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The faces of homosexuality in the NHL cannot be a Wild and Golden Knight omg @SIDGENO @TZJD @MARKCARNEY @ANYONEONTHESHARKS DO SOMETHING
if ur in line for hollanov STAY IN LINE #wippp
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I CAN BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT KLYUPKIN ICED THE PAHK
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me when i have to bench my player cause im bored
Jim Hiller says it was his decision not to play McKenna. Says he didn’t play for a while in the second period and looked to get him out there in the third but at that point he had sat so long so he didn’t want to put him out there even though he felt he should have. “That’s on me” Says he hasn’t talked to McKenna about it yet.
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this is my vent art
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why would Bouchard do this?
Makar loses the puck to Hyry who scores the shorty! 🔥🚨
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ducks let the 26-27 flames win in regulation
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guy whos best known for being a manipulative scumbag is appearing nice and kind in public. shocker!
Mike Babcock seems like such a scary coach. Can’t imagine anyone would want him around their team.
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High glove side #shpinkdink
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Almost died today. A group of robbers came into my house with loaded guns and aimed at me. Luckily, the robbers that came in were the LA Kings power play unit. So they didn't fire a single shot. Thank God🙏❤️
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