I do things, mostly with my fiance and my dog (Chevy). Next chapter begins May 24th, 2024.
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3 years ago today, the world was a completely different place.
If you would’ve told me in May 2023 I’d be where I am, I would’ve scoffed hard. I love my past, I love my present, and I love my future.
To Christine, to Chevy, and everyone… cheers folks!!
Customer assistance & customer annoyance - 2 different things. “I’m calling to talk about your cars extended warranty” - how about you just LOWER our prices, offer rebates & credits because we ALREADY use your services. Get your shit together.
Hey @TELUS @TELUSsupport - I won’t pretend that I didn’t use the F word on the call…. (I did call back stupidly because I was curious). But do you legit think a “cold call” 3 days later is good F’ing business practice? I don’t need another line, I don’t need more services…..
Hey @TELUS @TELUSsupport - I won’t pretend that I didn’t use the F word on the call…. (I did call back stupidly because I was curious). But do you legit think a “cold call” 3 days later is good F’ing business practice? I don’t need another line, I don’t need more services…..
Alright folks, I’m jumping into #ArcRaiders - let’s fucking go! Do I need to #OldGamers or #MidlifeCrisis or something?
☀️ Beautiful day here at Harris Oceanside GM!
Looking for a smoking deal on a new or pre-owned vehicle? Let’s get you behind the wheel of something you’ll love 🚗🔥
Also… it’s #BattleOfAlberta day 👀
🟦🟧 #LetsGoOilers
Whiskey. Beer. Wine. Beer. Scotch. Whiskey.
Hockey highlights. John Cena highlights. #LastTimeIsNow 😢
I did throw my hat at the last #LetsGoOilers hat trick. It landed on the ice*.
*ice cube on the floor, that my dog immediately grabbed
**from my apartment in Nanaimo
But same thing right.
I don’t have the time to game as it is, but @ARCRaidersGame has me intrigued as much as #DaysGone did (which I preordered as soon as I could). Someone please tell me to wait until it goes on sale…..
I love arguing with delusional idiots on marketplace. People try to defend themselves after you’ve provided real examples of why they’re clueless. HoweverC I’m the braindead asshole when I lowball offer then $10 on their $50 used product (that sells new for $30 at Canadian Tire)
So 2 of the top teams in the NHL are playing. And their goalies (all 3, yes 3) are under .800 combined. This is impressive. A defensive battle highlighted by terrible goaltending. Fuck.
#LetsGoOilers
I found a new level of “not returning a shopping cart” tonight.
In our dog run, some asshat pulled the remaining dog bags from the community disposal, and left 5 CONNECTED BAGS on the ground rather than picking them up and putting them in the container.
I’m loving it out here on the island. It’s beautiful, there’s some amazing people.
I’m feeling a little “homesick” tonight though. Cheers Alberta 🍻
Commish Joe retweeted
Since the start of his current 8-year deal in 2017 Leon Draisaitl ranks:
Points: 713 (2nd)
Goals: 297 (2nd)
PPG: 130 (1st)
GWG: 53 (4th)
In the last 3 Playoff seasons Leon ranks:
Points: 81 (2nd)
Goals: 30 (T-1st)
Assists: 51 (2nd)
PPG: 15 (1st)
🔒 LEON'S LOCKED IN 🔒
The #Oilers have signed forward Leon Draisaitl to an eight-year contract extension beginning in 2025-26 with an average annual value of $14 million.
ALT Graphic with photos of Leon Draisaitl that says "SIGNED 8 YEARS" in bold white letters and also includes his autograph
Now that’s some positive news to wake up to!
I know I say this every year… I CAN’T WAIT FOR PUCK DROP #LetsGoOilers
🔒 LEON'S LOCKED IN 🔒
The #Oilers have signed forward Leon Draisaitl to an eight-year contract extension beginning in 2025-26 with an average annual value of $14 million.
ALT Graphic with photos of Leon Draisaitl that says "SIGNED 8 YEARS" in bold white letters and also includes his autograph
