follow a guy like this i bet you get a free bowl of soup • former/future hashtag host @RehashTags • ally🌈 • weltschmerz enthusiast

Avery, California
Joined September 2015
Hey, that’s me! Yeah, I don’t know what OhWhelm means either. 😂
Congratulations to our friend @OhWhelm . You're on Fallon!!
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It came after Aaron but before Aronson #WhenTheyListedAmityville
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Thanks for playing #WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause 😎 Stay tuned for The Educationalist📚 Up next at 6:00 pm ET / 9:00 pm PT with the delightful @lalehaidan!🍁💕 Follow @CalendarGirlBot for all the hot hashtag action! 🔥👩‍💻🤖✨
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I damaged my eyes during the last solar eclipse! 😎
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I’m readying to hide my morning walk of shame
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause Jasmine's bright and amazing spirit shines even more at night.
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I need to be able to roll my eyes at people & not "make it uncomfortable."
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause there's no point daytime, there's been a ray ban.
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause I'm old. I don't have a lot of "cool" left. I need this.
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause that's my prescription
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause only Sonny can pull it off 😂
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#WearingMySunglassesAtNightBecause then I can see who's an alien.
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