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Not a hockey mom, more like hockey aunt. Can be a bit of a rampaging panda at times.

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2008
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AND PEOPLE THINK IT'S ALL BLEACHERS AT WRIGLEY OR THE CUBS....but NOOOOOOOOO
MASSIVE Fight in upper deck at White Sox vs Mets Game today Guy came in from the top rope 👀
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Hockey season is about to start back up so I feel the need to go back to using this account to scream my stupid thoughts here versus at everyone I encounter.
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Welp, there’s a Cubs game somewhere in there.
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Chaos Coordinator retweeted
PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG ETCHES HIS NAME INTO CUBS HISTORY🔥 Crow-Armstrong is the second CF in Cubs history with a cycle, joining Hack Wilson in 1930.
Pete Crow-Armstrong completes the cycle‼️🔥 (via @MLB)
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Who is this toolbag role model? He sucks. #WinterClassic
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NOOOOOOO, Alex Vlasic can't get hurt already. NOOOOOOO.
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Seeing white girls in America who drink pumpkin spice lattes throw around the word fascist to describe Jimmy Kimmel getting pulled off the air. Literally, no clue the actual meaning. Go to China or somewhere else in the world to learn the actual definition.
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Another example of our mayor's misplaced priorities. Here, the mayor laments the death of an illegal who attacked ICE agents, dragging one, which required him to be hospitalized. Days ago, a crash-and-grab burglary crew killed an innocent motorist during the attempted getaway. Yet not a pang of sympathy from the mayor for an innocent victim of a serious crime, nor a word of condolence for his family. Brandon Johnson is a disgrace.
The chaos that unfolded yesterday in Franklin Park was an avoidable tragedy. Our prayers are with the family and friends of Silverio Villegas González as they grieve this loss. We’ve said from the beginning that the presence of federal immigration agents on city streets will make life more dangerous for our neighbors, and for all. The seemingly unconstitutional actions yesterday incited dangerous conditions that put our communities at risk and ended in the loss of life. No person should live in fear of unlawful arrest, detention, harassment or violence. We will continue to do everything in our power to protect the people of Chicago from federal overreach and unconstitutional actions. We stand in solidarity with our immigrant community, and especially our Mexican community in Chicago, in calling for a full account and a transparent investigation into what led to the death of Silverio Villegas González.
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All I’m going to say is that 9/11/01 America would be so disappointed in 9/11/25 America.
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Chaos Coordinator retweeted
Name a better way to spend your summer night ... We'll wait 😍
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I think I was a part of a TikTok fad, and well, I hope that paid off for that fat fuck white boy in the pink hoodie, when your ass got escorted off of the riverwalk in Chicago. You're lucky I didn't chase after you and throw your phone in the river. dumb fuck.
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And also, you're lucky I wasn't someone who was carrying. Stupid ass kids going to get themselves killed over TikTok. Fuck that stupid app.
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Matt Nagy: aw shucks man we just gotta watch the film and find out the why Matt Eberflus: that was the worst loss of all time but I think we handled it the right way Ben Johnson (up 28): if we let them score even a single time the team is walking home from Soldier barefoot
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POV: you forgot the Chicago Air and Water Show was this weekend 😂
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God. I love air and water show weekend in Chicago.
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Busch loves Busch 🤝
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Welcome back to Michael Busch Stadium! #cubs
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Gut wrenching. Wanted to name my kid after him.
Cubs legend Ryne Sandberg has passed away. He was 65.
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Chaos Coordinator retweeted
It doesn’t matter if you can't sing. There are three infallible rules for singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at Wrigley Field: 1. Don’t make it about yourself. 2. Engage with the fans. 3. Sing with gusto, and finish with, “Let’s get some runs!” Easy like Sunday morning. 🎤⚾️
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Michael Busch, who was not selected as an All-Star, currently leads NL first basemen in wRC+ 😳
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