Here for a good time, not a long time.

Lakewood, CA
Joined July 2011
Being able to play golf with my dad on Father’s Day is a great feeling.
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My barber of 1.5 years trimmed my mullet without me asking and left it uneven. First mistake he’s made, is this a fireable offense??
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Watching the Masters on a beach in Hawaii. Life is good.
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I was on the green in 2 on a 503 par 5 and 4 putted for bogie. I think that sums up how 2025 has been going for me so far.
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LeBron sunk a three but got changed (:
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Fantasy football winnings 🤝 New driver
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Won fantasy football this year after getting the first overall pick and taking CMC
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The one time I don’t start Burrow he goes off.
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Shot a 78 today and I got the first pick in fantasy. What a start to a 3 day weekend.
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It’s day 2 of having assigned spots at my apartment and some dickhead already took my spot.
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Tax return season aka booked an appointment to add to the leg sleeve
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Not customers calling my store and asking if we are open today. Sir, I am literally talking to you.
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I was able to get my belongings back and I’m very fortunate that I was a lot bigger and faster than this guy. It could have easily gone down differently and I’m lucky it went how it did. After getting back to my apartment I realized they were there for atleast 5 minutes or more
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He made himself at home. Took off his shoes. Plugged in my Christmas tree lights! Turned on my PC and PS5 to try and charge his things. Sat at my desk. Sat on my couch. And I was 20 feet away alseep. It’s really unsettling knowing someone invaded your home like it was their own.
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I don’t post very often, but I just wanted people to know that I never thought this would happen to me, but one morning it did. It’s a really scary feeling and I hope whoever reads this learns from what happened to me and is a little more aware of the dangers that surround them.
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On Thursday, at 4 am, I woke up to a stranger opening my bedroom door. I was able to force them out of my apartment without any damage done to myself but realized that my keys, wallet, and cash weren’t where I kept them. After noticing, I took off after him and took him down.
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God damn Jake Paul 😂
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The gym after work be a different type of tired
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How are you going to defer 68 mil a year…. Seems illegal 😂
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