Cricket, football and beer – the essentials, Mildly Northern. Occasionally useful.

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Joined July 2025
Right I’m genuinely hungry now and can’t spend my money, wtf is going on
Right it’s lunchtime now and still can’t use Revolut, any update on the fix @Revolut
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Right it’s lunchtime now and still can’t use Revolut, any update on the fix @Revolut
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Revolut better be up and running beofe the UCL tonight, I got accas to win.
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Feels like the tides turning and people are more on city’s side now. Sky sports was a disgrace yesterday and people are starting to see right through the prem. fuck Arsenal, Liverpool and Man united
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RT if your club is still unbeaten 🤩
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Can we just stick to playing under the lights please lads? #LUFC
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Can’t believe people think Kane actually deserves this😂 it’s not about how many goals you score, it’s about how you perform when it really matters
Who gets your vote? 🗳️
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Ooh, Netflix friends. THE INBETWEENERS 3. Now filming.
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Need some rain now got tickets for day 4 ffs 🤦‍♂️
Ollie Robinson gets his SECOND wicket!! 🚨
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People know why it’s in 3 continents, right ? Probably the most corrupt organisation in football
Just a reminder that the next World Cup will be across six countries, three continents and possibly with 64 teams 😳
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Absolutely unreal at the sport of football, terrible to watch though
Rodri was named player of the tournament! What a trophy cabinet he has 👏🏆
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If was playing football in my garden, I’d shut the curtains.
🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Rodri won the World Cup Golden Ball without registering a SINGLE G/A.
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Cry all u want u horrible bastards, got what u deserved. Spain were boring the whole tournament, but class beats cheats.
0 - Argentina are the first ever team to fail to have a single shot in 90 minutes in a FIFA World Cup final. Blanks.
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Wanker
Argentina's Enzo Fernandez becomes the sixth player in history to be dismissed in a men's World Cup final 🟥
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Should’ve played in the game then
Lionel Messi is in tears as Argentina lose the World Cup…
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Fuck them horrible rats, sore losers when they didn’t have a shot on target in 90 mins. Karma is real. Spain would’ve done us good and proper so I’m happy to see the Argies got the treatment instead. 🇫🇰 🇫🇰 🇫🇰
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Best part of the World Cup final was Shakira shaking hips 😂 football was the winner at the end of the day
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JJSportuk retweeted
Football won
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Might be a fat cum bastard but he’s a good pundit to be fair
"What did you think of the World Cup final half-time show?" Wayne Rooney:
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Surely India have to be the most unlikeable team in cricket ? Can’t think of any player who I have a soft spot for
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