@Offscauta
Joined January 2013
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How else would I celebrate that I now live in London? @Herring1967
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Elphicke should be Elphickle. If no one else has said this already, it's mine and I own the copyright. In the more likely event that thousands of people have already made this joke, ignore this tweet.
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Retweeted by @GailSimone on my birthday. Winning at life.
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Replying to @EmmaKennedy
@EmmaKennedy Just finished the audio book of Letters from Brenda. Superb. Thank you.
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Oh, and I did once see somebody in handcuffs on a train station platform
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Because of @Herring1967's excellent "Can I Have My Ball Back?" I now know that I have aphantasia. Thanks, I guess?
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Twitter really doesn't know me very well.
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