Joined August 2024
This idiot just got married few months ago,he's already dishing out "Marriage advice "to his demented fans.....I will be there !!!
“As a man and a woman don’t marry from the same tribe, the marriage won’t work” — Peller
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Officialonlykarlalane retweeted
Woman cries for three hours after passenger refuses to swap seats so she can sit beside her husband on 10-hour flight from Turkey to the US
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If you see it in your mind, you’re going to hold it in your hand
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From my house to office: N3,900 one way N7,800 return Lunch: N5,000 minimum 20 working days = almost N256,000 just on transport + food On a job that pays N296k after deductions. Allah ya tsine wa Tinubu da APC.
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Maybe it’s ego , but I am always ready to say goodbye to anything or anyone .
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“Gen Z is lazy” No, Gen Z doesn't want to work for 150k monthly when rent is 800k.
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Officialonlykarlalane retweeted
For Nigeria to move forward all APC supporters need to die.
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See how I started God is good man🦅❤️
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dear lord, this lack of funds is putting a nigga into depression
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So if you hustle hard as a guy con make money, you go con settle with lash tech 😂😂
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Officialonlykarlalane retweeted
Una go fuck person finish Begin give am attitude…
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Officialonlykarlalane retweeted
Moment a man asks his friend to move to the back seat so his girlfriend can sit in the front passenger seat, na so wahala sup💔😭
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Officialonlykarlalane retweeted
HAPPENING NOW: Police Open Fire On #EndSARS Memorial Participants At Lekki Toll Gate
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Officialonlykarlalane retweeted
“B-Red is a th!ef and money launderer. If nobody will speak, I'll speak. They will chop Osun State to the ground” — VeryDarkMan alleges that Governor Adeleke's son, B-Red, used companies to execute money laundering schemes
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Officialonlykarlalane retweeted
alcohol, i no dey drink. igbo, i no dey smoke. shawarma, pizza, i no dey chop. gym, i no dey gym party or event, i no dey go. anything fun, i no dey do. my whole life just dey somehow, i no sabi pass make make i do concoction rice for morning, chop the leftover for night.
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nothing even concern my mama whether I guide or not, her own na make I just dey alive and healthy
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Any nigga that’s trying to belittle u is so jealous of you
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I don sell all my room things. If house rent expire, I go just waka like person wey go buy meat😭🫴💀
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Once your japa is finalized, there's a little voice that starts telling you to break up with your partner in Nigeria. Don't listen to it o!
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Officialonlykarlalane retweeted
MacBook niggas always working on some shit in public , you don’t see a nigga with an Alienware with it outside
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