hannah montana is honestly such a bizarre show when you remember what it’s actually about. the whole premise is that a child needs to be protected from the machinery of fame, exploitation, and constant public attention. miley gets to have a normal teenage life because her dad creates this secret identity and keeps her away from the worst parts of celebrity culture. meanwhile, outside the show, the actress playing her was an actual child being launched into the disney machine. so you’re watching a fictional father protect his daughter from the exact industry that was simultaneously making a real child into a product. and the funniest part is that fictional robby ray is somehow the more responsible parent. even the name thing is wild: her fictional dad uses a different name, while miley uses her real one. like he at least got a tiny layer of separation from the character. she didn’t.

My sister said the Lauryn Hill show started on time. This is concerning. The economy isn’t getting better anytime soon, y’all.

you only get 1 canadian to fw your entire life. choose wisely

DEAR TROLLS: Please stop calling up my dad and leaving graphic voicemails threatening to castrate him, enough already

I promise you I just went 10-0 on my picks

My dad used to completely lose interest in a movie if something stupidly unbelievable happened in it. But understand, this meant that if he was watching a werewolf movie and a character went to the post office on Sunday when they’re closed, he’s stop watching.

It’s bad pizza. But bad pizza is actually quite good, and on certain occasions it can be better than good pizza. I was thinking about picking some up tomorrow actually.

Olivia Dean's "I've Seen It" is accused of copying Bill Withers' "Just the Two of Us" in a new lawsuit. The publisher behind Withers' catalog calls the similarities “obvious and inescapable.” 🔗: rollingstone.com/music/music…

Old Drake hits better in the fall.

Skateboarding communities be like -45 year old exhausted dad -38 year old who brings his kids -32 year old alcoholic -A bunch of early 20 somethings with part time jobs. -Guy who doesn’t skate but is a part of the group

This is probably random as hell but does anyone remember Dr. Dre’s last album???