Charisma. Uniqueness. Nerve. Talent.
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Joined December 2020
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Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Jeez, people, stop being so mean about Katie Zacharia.
Language isn’t her first language.
My first media briefing as the new White House Press Secretary went really well. I’m so good at it, I got the whole thing done in 14 minutes.
#KatieZacharia #LizTruss #Lettuce #Titleofyoursextape
Dear Diary, my new job vetting candidates for Reform UK is going very well … what a charming and articulate bunch they are.
The tweet from @Ben_Bradley_32 trying to justify the ITV exposure of Reform PLC’s knuckle dragging racists is a masterclass in how not to do crisis communications. Who the hell advises them, Mr. Blobby? (Apologies to Blobby, he’s far too articulate for Reform).
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird, how is it you sing?
Novelty avian automaton. #Molly
The knuckle dragging racists, sorry proud patriots, logging onto Twitter tonight must be even more confused than usual. It was their hero Nigel who was going to STOP THE BOTS. Not that nasty woke Zelenskyy.
Cut her some slack, maybe there was an expensive bird automaton attached to the door and the flight attendant wouldn’t let her have it … #KellyClarkaon #Molly #ArtofPlay
Selma Blair was arrested Sunday after an alleged violent incident aboard a Delta flight from Los Angeles to New York:
• Blair allegedly tried to open the plane door mid-flight, punched one flight attendant and bit another
• She was taken into custody after landing and transported to a hospital for evaluation
• Both flight attendants reported injuries, with one receiving hospital treatment
variety.com/2026/film/news/s…
Kelly Clarkson’s new single just dropped. #Molly #ArtofPlay
Kelly Clarkson mentions popping up everywhere. I always thought she was an inoffensive vaguely Christian vaguely conservative type but turns out she’s a petty, entitled horror using her platform to try to destroy a small business. Oh, an American Christian conservative then.
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Got home desperate for a wee and now I have won the Nobel Piss Prize
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Complicité from scorcher theatre company opens in two weeks at the Jack!
- a compulsive, high-octane romp through England, France, dating apps, primate psychology and the end of the world.
Runs 20 – 31 Oct
Info and booking here: bit.ly/4rrWy2y
An actor so miscast in terms of playing age that I’d be less surprised if he came out as Benjamin Button. #Eastenders
🚨NEW / Spoilers🚨Ryder comes out as gay in #EastEnders but a sinister development follows
📲 shorturl.at/uYvEW
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Professionalisation going well 🤣🤣🤣
Reform spells own party name wrong in crucial by-election letter to voters metro.co.uk/2026/10/08/refor… via @MetroUK
Andrew and Tristan Tate to star in a remake of the classic David Jason sitcom where a couple of Alpha males get their hard drives checked …
Only Eels and Horses.
🤖 Made with AI
M&Ms - rhymes with They&Thems. I see what they did there, the woke fiends have been hiding in plain sight all along!
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Little Shop of Horrors at @hopemilltheatre ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ : theatreandtonic.co.uk/blog/l…
