Holder of the best minutes to goals ratio in world football.

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🙌 6 minutes 46 seconds of full-time pitch celebrations #Stags 🟡🔵
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Comments are fantastic
We host either Aldershot or Tadley Calleva in the @EmiratesFACup first round 🏆
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I like that draw, up the nomads
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Baileys for breakfast
You guys don't daydrink with your extended family on Christmas?
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I miss him
2-0 DKD get in let’s get more now lads #wawaw #swfc @OwlsExtra @VitalWednesday 💙🦉
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Mad how his careers gone since he got top scorer in league 2
Dom Telford has joined Bury on a permanent transfer. All the best for the future, Dom 🤍
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I just found out today that you’re meant to let your tea brew with the tea bag in for 3-4 mins before adding the milk? I usually just put the tea bag in and 10 seconds later add the milk wtf
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Is this what they're saying is a nailed on red? 😂 It's barley a foul he wins the ball
How was this not a red?!? #OUFC
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The board when I lose 5 on the spin
You'll be able to create a manager who uses a wheelchair in Football Manager 27! 🙌
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Labour - Cunts Reform - Cunts Restore - Cunts Green - Cunts Tory - Cunts Lib Dems - Cunts
Labour - Far Left Reform - Centre Restore - Right Wing Green - Extreme Far Left Tory - Left Lib Dems - Hard Left If you want centre politics, vote Reform. If you want left leaning politics - vote Tory If you want right wing politics, vote Restore. I'll be voting Restore.
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Why though?
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Digital yellow and red cards were used during the match between Nacional and Rentistas in the Copa Uruguay. Instead of traditional cards, the referee used an electronic device to display bookings and send-offs. An innovation in football!
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I dunno why these lot are still going on. They got pumped and finished the game with 9 men, it's a fucking great point for them.
Replying to @OfficialC98
Maybe because the ref gave out cards like it was a casino. O'Donkor shouldn't even of had a first yellow, we would have truly won this game if we didn't get 2 reds
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OfficialC9 retweeted
Realising we had a ref on our side for once
As a neutral, this Mansfield V Oxford game is wild. The Ref is blatantly a Mansfield fan #oufc
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Jesus these Oxford fans are fucking soft aren't they 😂😂
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I went with my Mrs and kids the other week and thought to myself how easy it would be for some psycho to do something like this here
Im no health and safety officer right But i would class this bridge as a Hazard ⚠️
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Big fan of this tubby little fucker. Can't stop watching.
Canada would have no culture without Quebec
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3 promotions in a row. Just outside play offs last season. Spending millions. Lost to one of the biggest clubs in the champ and they're booing 😂 A funny old game
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Rheady let it go mate
Stalybridge 3-1 Grove Interview with Matt Rhead
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OfficialC9 retweeted
We’re not mates, goodbye
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⏸️ Nothing to split the sides at half-time 🤝 #Stags 🟡🔵
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