Officer Ben

When someone starts a comment with... "As a veteran..." "As a nurse..." "As a police officer..." "As a teacher..." "As any occupation..." You know you're looking at a comment written by a moron.

I responded to an extremely chaotic Domestic Dispute today. I asked the guy what happened. His response was... "It started at about 2:00am. I was masturbating and disturbed her when she was trying to sleep. I forgot to put my earbuds in."

If local politicians really cared about their citizens being killed by ICE Agents, they would send local and state police forces to block their citizens from getting too close to these Federal Agents. The fact of the matter is that they want the violence and death.

If your vehicle breaks down or is stuck in the snow. Who do you call? A) Tow Truck B) The Police

I was called a "Racist" yesterday. The man was drunk and locked himself out of his own house. I told him it's his house and he can break in if he wants, but I can't do it for him. He responded by calling me a "Racist, Pussy Ass Bitch." The Police Are Not The Problem

Protesting ICE when they don't write the law, is like refusing to tip your waiter because the chef overcooked your meal. You're an idiot, taking your frustrations out on the wrong person. It just makes you an asshole.

Had a guy today with a warrant for Indecent Exposure. He swore we had the wrong guy. He said he has the penis of a child and it's impossible that anyone could have seen it!

Maybe politicians should stop encouraging citizens to harass and obstruct Federal Agents 🤷‍♂️

Sarge tried to stop a car for no headlights and got a lot more than he bargained for. The driver wasn’t who you’d expect.

"For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace."

Shoplifter is caught stealing a ton of product, instantly starts playing the victim.

Responded to a parking complaint. One neighbor purposely blocked the other in and refused to move his cars. Then he challenged me to ‘find something illegal.’ He should’ve just been a good neighbor.

I was dispatched to a Domestic today. "Baby daddy is sending threatening text messages". Baby Dad: "You dumb bitch. I'm filing for custody. I'm gonna get my kids back." Me: "Those aren't threats." Baby mom: (Pikachu face)

Suspect who refuses to let go of the gun in his hand tries to say he doesn't have a gun.

When you give them Narcan and they blow snot on your arm as a thank you...

On Oct 13, 2024, officers were searching for a burglary/stalking suspect — and they found him. The taser hit wasn’t great; he complied more out of fear than neuromuscular incapacitation. Watch closely and you’ll see he put himself on the ground.