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Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞

@OffbeatPriest

Worst thing one can do is to do nothing. Dreaming that the situation will resolve itself. While you sit around, twiddling your thumbs, everything goes to hell.

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Joined February 2015
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Nicholas Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakinishiteshizumetarokakora Wolfwood Translation: Nicholas "What the hell family do you think you're from!? I'm gonna tie you up in a reed mat and dunk ya!" Wolfwood
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"Well I'd let ya have a trial run of it, but I'm scared you'll be bawling your eyes out and damage the thing." Truthfully Wolfwood was less worried about the damages and moreso how he'll even go about consoling the guy after.
Vash the Stampede 🍩 (@MercifulOutlaw) profile pictureVash the Stampede 🍩@MercifulOutlawApr 14
"If it didn't cost a pretty penny, maybe I would..." Just to see if it had any real merit. Sure he was completely ignorant on the matter, but how could he not be?
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"Don't knock it till you try it." The weight on Vash's consciousness alone, he could only imagine.
Vash the Stampede 🍩 (@MercifulOutlaw) profile pictureVash the Stampede 🍩@MercifulOutlawApr 14
"Gh— No I mean!" Okay, he had that one coming. Too curious for his own good. Dammit. "Just the fact it even works is the most mind boggling part about it!"
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"And here I thought I was a dick head."
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"Enough to get me by and account for you shortchanging my ass every chance you get. Why? Looking to pay me back finally?"
Vash the Stampede 🍩 (@MercifulOutlaw) profile pictureVash the Stampede 🍩@MercifulOutlawApr 13
"Serious question, @OffbeatPriest. How much does that portable confessional of yours actually get you?"
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"Jesus CHRIST."
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"WAIT NO-!" Shit uhhhh, sorry Meryl. Come back next week?
Vash the Stampede 🍩 (@MercifulOutlaw) profile pictureVash the Stampede 🍩@MercifulOutlawMar 21
"Oh... guess I'll die." Merges with Nai.
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That's not the win he thinks it is...
Vash the Stampede 🍩 (@MercifulOutlaw) profile pictureVash the Stampede 🍩@MercifulOutlawMar 21
Well at least this week he's too busy having one emotional breakdown after another, so there's that?
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Is every Saturday gonna be "Fuck Up Wolfwood's Bike" day? Y'ALL NEED TO STOP TAKING TURNS WITH THIS SHIT!
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Don't say it. Don't even THINK it, Wolf– Too late.
Milly Thompson 🍮 (@PerkiestAgent) profile pictureMilly Thompson 🍮@PerkiestAgentMar 17
Got Milk?
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"I'm gonna play ring toss with your donuts into a wam's mouth just for that."
Vash the Stampede 🍩 (@MercifulOutlaw) profile pictureVash the Stampede 🍩@MercifulOutlawMar 17
"You need my canteen, man? You lookin' kinda parched over there–"
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Why Milly look kinda— In that last rt tho
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"I gotta stop. I'm starting to sound like him now."
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Let's test that.
Meryl Stryfe 🖋️ (@StrictestAgent) profile pictureMeryl Stryfe 🖋️@StrictestAgentMar 17
Priest so tired of everyone’s crap he had to clock out.
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Nope, still logged in. Fuck.
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"Shit." Shoves @HackingWeeb into the line of fire. It's every bastard for himself now. "NOT TODAY, SATAN!"
Meryl Stryfe 🖋️ (@StrictestAgent) profile pictureMeryl Stryfe 🖋️@StrictestAgentMar 9
She had a feeling this would happen, and now she’s just pissed off. “Milly, give me the car keys.” Now both priests gotta start running.
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After the way they went and pinned him down for that? Nahhh– Hands the other male his cross and all of that to complete their getup. "Here you go, chief."
Meryl Stryfe 🖋️ (@StrictestAgent) profile pictureMeryl Stryfe 🖋️@StrictestAgentMar 9
For once she’s actually gonna swallow her pride and look at @OffbeatPriest with the look of: ‘SAVE ME’
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"Gonna have to update that title card to Quadgun if they keep it up."
Milly Thompson 🍮 (@PerkiestAgent) profile pictureMilly Thompson 🍮@PerkiestAgentMar 9
“Won’t have to worry about kids, but if Meryl keeps getting excited in public like that, we might catch a glimpse of more than just a touch!”
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"Well if he's lucky, he's infertile and won't have to worry about all of that."
Milly Thompson 🍮 (@PerkiestAgent) profile pictureMilly Thompson 🍮@PerkiestAgentMar 9
“Ovulation?” Dunno man, they seemed in a hurry to get some privacy. “They sure are lively though!”
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"There's a name for that kind of thing, I'm sure of it." Voyeurism? No that isn't quite it.
Milly Thompson 🍮 (@PerkiestAgent) profile pictureMilly Thompson 🍮@PerkiestAgentMar 9
Introvert? Extrovert? Turns out, both of them are perverts, but she’s gonna pretend she didn’t see that entire interaction in public. For now :)
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PRAISE THE LORD, HELLO
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