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>He had superpowers.
>Hyperfocused on spiders
>Delivered pizzas for a living
>Shot webs everywhere
>Dresses like a superhero
>Doesn't get social ques
>Attaches to the first girl he sees
>Runs around the city at night
>Literal punching bag
>Nemesis is a hob goblin
Boy was Autistic
I'm convinced that most people arguing with basic truths on Social Media are the emotionally stunted dregs of society, that would've died off long ago without modern Western comforts and safety nets. No proof will convince them because they run purely on whatever current emotion.
Brothers, someone put foil in one of the microwaves again this morning. It has giant signs on it because we've gone through three already. If one of you on here hear anything, I'll let you in on punishment if you tell me. I also have cookies. I swear I'm calm
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Decided to play 40th Day. Forgot it opens with a plane flying into the floor below you. Fire, destroyed buildings, early 2000s computers and paper fluttering around everywhere. As civilians fall from the floors above you. On 9/11. Oops.
Bonus points to whomever knows what the FMCSA says about moving your rig off a reciever's lot after you run out of time. A nice 'atta boy' for whomever knows what you do if you run out of time within viewing distance of said lot.
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A boys canon event is having a girl friend who every time you look at her your world brightens, where seeing her in class is the best part of your day. Where the sound of her voice and laugh echo throughout your brain.
This friend, who you see as so perfect and beautiful, then signals for years that she may feel the same about you too. Sometimes it’s the way she hugs you, the way she may rest her head on your neck, or the way she’ll look at your eyes.
This will go on for years, and then one day you’ll finally give into the agony and simply tell her how you feel and she’ll fucking hate you for the rest of your life.
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Going to an Indian water park is like swimming in a porta potty.
South Park predicted this.
"Section blah, paragraph bloo, says bleh. That's not in regs. We aren't gonna do it that way"
"Well, when deployed, you can ignore those parts. Train 'em whatever you thinks best"
Make up your fucking mind!
This kinda shit is why I went private.
Just stumbled across a vid that was a word for word copy of one from 13 years ago. With the un-edited original vid playing at the same speed and timestamps. Just badly reading the CC over it. Not even trying to hide it. Was locked to subscriber comments and heavily botted. 260k.
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I went to the quotes and wasn't disappointed to see i wasn't the only one thinking "Pepsi just threated its drink will rape us"
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What a terrible graph for a temperature forecast... reminds me of that tragedy.
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A fucking spear?!?! Everyone’s racist uncle is going to forward this screaming ”See! SEE!!!!”
🚨#BREAKING: Absolutely STUNNING new details are emerging around the horrifying assault on police officers in North Charleston SC on July 4th.
Officers say they found a MAKESHIFT SPEAR at the "teen party" while responding to a call that said "teens" were SHOOTING FIREWORKS AT PASSING CARS and multiple gunshots were reported...
Officers directed everyone to leave the event... however, fights broke out, and even MORE shots were fired.
Police also recovered a huge number of firearms and ammo.
Four people were arrested, but more arrests are coming.
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!