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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Boro captain, Dael Fry, broke off his engagement to fiancee, Christine Deggs, when she declared that she wanted any future children to have a double barrelled surname. #Boro #Middlesbrough #MFC
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Anyone who spells Middlesbrough with an extra ‘o’ as in Middlesborough, is known locally as a f****** thick c***. #Middlesbrough #Boro
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : The 1980s Specials hit Ghost Town was originally going to be called Grangetown after a suburb on the outskirts of Middlesbrough. #Middlesbrough #Boro #thespecials
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : In 1985, 2 rival Middlesbrough gangs, the Linthorpe Ladies and the Marton Mums, joined forces to stop the Redcar Rotters taking over the town and getting all the best parmos. #Middlesbrough #Boro
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : According to people who were actually there at the time, the first words Juninho said after signing for the Boro were, 'Okay, so when do we get to f**k up the mackems and the geordies?' #Boro #MFC #Middlesbrough
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Hi Mick. He was probably just a bit overexcited at signing for the Boro and apparently had just had a Mars Bar so wasn’t that hungry, although that’s not excuse not to be thinking about parmos. Maybe we’ve got it wrong and you’re right which means we’re not right.
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Emmanuel Pogatetz is the hardest Austrian ever to play for the Boro. #Boro #UTB #Middlesbrough
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : In the 1970/80s when Boro fans sang, 'We've got Terry Terry Terry Terry Cochrane on our wing, on our wing, Terry, Terry Cochrane, Terry Cochrane on our wing', it is still the highest number of Terry's in any football chant ever. #Boro #UTB
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Boro keeper, Sol Brynn, recently declared that the reason his parents called him Sol, meaning sun in Spanish, was because the day after he was born it rained for 40 days non-stop. #Boro #Middlesbrough #MFC
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : According to people who actually know, when they're feeling a bit lonely on a cold winter's night, former Boro stars Neil Maddison and Bernie Slaven Facetime and recite poetry to each other. #Middlesbrough #Boro
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Boro left back, Matt Targett, is so hard that he regularly offers out opposition right wingers to a fight in the car park after the game. #Boro #MFC #Middlesbrough
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Apology to David Wheater : We wrongly suggested that the Boro legend broke off his engagement to Melanie Bicks due to cereal based double barrelled surname reasons. In fact, as we can see, it was entirely due to unrelated parmo preference reasons. Sorry David. #Boro #MFC
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Middlesbrough rock superstar, Chris Rea, broke off his engagement to fiancee, Kathryn Dyer, when she declared that she wanted any future children to have a double barrelled surname. #Boro #Middlesbrough
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Former Boro centre half, David Wheater, broke off his engagement to fiancee, Melanie Bicks, when she declared that she wanted any future children to have a double barrelled surname. #Boro #MFC #Middlesbrough
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : In 2023, there were so many sexually transmitted infections in the town that health officials seriously contemplated changing its name to Chlamiddlesbrough. #Middlesbrough #Boro
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Shocking rumours emerging from the club today suggest that during his 4 months on Teesside, the former Boro manager didn’t once have a parmo and was overheard on several occasions as describing them as ‘quite unhealthy’. #Boro #MFC #Middlesbrough
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Contrary to popular reports, elderly Middlesbrough MP, Andy Macdonald, has never owned a farm. #Middlesbrough #Boro
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : In a secretly recorded interview, much loved Boro mascot, Roary, talks about his dreams of one day becoming a real lion. #Boro #MFC #Middlesbrough
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Despite his surname, Boro midfielder Alan Browne's favourite colour is green. #Boro #Middlesbrough #MFC
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Unknown Middlesbrough Facts : Anyone who lives in nearby Billingham but supports Sunderland, and not the Boro, is known locally as a f**king thick bastard tw*t. #Boro #Middlesbrough #MFC
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