— 𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗲

☆| It's me, I am who has stolen her. Along with @OfMagicOrbs

"Oh, yes. Of course, it's totally normal to eat artefacts... which is outrageous, by the way! Such a waste of a perfectly good artefact that we could sell for coin!"

"Then I suppose we have a temporary truce. But keep your... orb in check." He sassed softly back.

☆| Never leaves me alone.

"Gale, darling, if you touch any of my artefacts, then becoming a living bomb would be the least of your worries." Astarion shot back, a deadpanned expression within his crimson eyes.

☆| If this had been in character, I would have sassed you so hard. But it's not and we do be besties. Love you too, buddy <3

"Well..." Astarion trails off, gesturing to nothing in particular as he weighs up his response. "All the more reason for me to avoid you."

Today is National Best Friends Day.

"Can you not just... oh, I don't know... diffuse it yourself?"

"Oh yes, how could I forget. You're quite literally a walking bomb, darling."

"Oh Gale, how boring of you. The big guys need to eat too."

"Oh, how I can't wait to feed Gale to the next ogre that I come across. It has been far too long since I have had some good fun."