Alfred Pennyworth.

❝I made chicken soup, you can eat while you brood and I’ll put in the stitches myself. It will be delightful I’m sure~. By the way— About the part with stitches? THAT was sarcasm.❞ 1:05 ───|────── 2:53 ⠀⠀|◁ II ▷|⠀ ♡ ↺

And burns it.

It’ll be our little secret..

Throws the whole Wii away—

What have you done with Master Bruce...?

Him? Scary? There is a reason why he’s Batman..

“ Bestow my heart~.. May I suggest you let her down a tad easier next time..? Saves a vase from being shattered, yes? “

Is this a trick question. . .? He is not amused.

“ Trust and believe I am a fan but I am much too busy readying the first aid kit for tonight’s patrol. You’ll be thanking me later~. “

“ How about... No, Ms. Gordon. “

Indeed he was— “ Thank you, sir. Perhaps you can take notes and maybe one day you’ll actually be on time when it comes to your dates~. “

“ Afraid not sir, I skipped out on leg day to arrive at this very moment. What a coincidence, huh? “

❝A second later and I think would be the one in need of the bandages.❞

“ Not likely, Master Bruce. “

Takes A nap.