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// The move is going well! We just need to get groceries, finish putting the 10% of things away, and collapse all these boxes!

// Today is moving day!!! I’m so excited!

NOW A SMALLER MAN, GIVEN A /WRENCH/ HAS EMBEDDED IN HIS HEAD- “Oh come on Winry!!” What did he do this time?

// 5…. more …. minutes

// Thank you! I’ll try!

// My last day of work! Although why did it have to start at 8am ;-;

// Tyvm for 200 follows! Love you all!

// I might be a bit more inactive on here since I’m starting the process of moving out of my parent’s house!!

“And what if I was?” A huff as the young alchemist hides his semi-damaged automail, “Not like you give enough of a rat’s ass to care!”

// I feel like my energy’s boutta crash LOL Ima see if I can take a 2hr nap before I start my 8hr work shift? If I can’t sleep I’ll come right back here!

// @idxggy THE EDS ON THEIR WAY TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP

A comical squint towards his twin, “What are you talking about, only saying this is for me? It’s for /us/! We’re both Edward Elric, it’s our plan!” After a quick pause, the alchemist continued, “What about Al? He’ll be allowed in, of course! He’ll be our right hand man

“Oh yeah, that’s smart! Well, he could blow those up if he’s able to generate a spark-” Golden eyes grow wide with a glow, “Or we can make canons out of the water itself; An actual /water/ canon!”

// Oh my god I missed this verse

We’ll take away their alchemy abilities, and throw ‘em all in prison! And yes, get rid of the milk!! Give it all back to the cows! Don’t forget a law banning the word “small” and all its synonyms!!

// My Ed so desperately wants to be considered at least average height LMAO

You know what? You’re right! There are so many of us Edward’s, we EASILY overpower the Colonels! And! Since we’re all the same height, technically that makes us all average amongst each other! No more calling /us/ short, that’s for sure!

We could all band together against the Colonel bastard!! There’s a couple of doubles for him too, so we’d have to be a bit careful.