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I·ᴍ ɴᴏ ʜᴇʀᴏ. I·ᴍ ɴᴏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ I ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Bᴜᴛ I·ʟʟ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀ ɪᴛ. I·ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴇ.

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Looking a wee bit dodgy there, mate. Makes him not want to, but he will.
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About 80% certain.
Are you certain you wanna finish that sentence, little human?
Happy to be of entertainment.
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Not without your lot trying to remedy that fact.
His brow furrowed in concern. "Who did I need to banish to the seventh layer of Hell?"
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He's not gonna talk to ol, Scratch.
Rude. Those are his two best qualities. "Would love some."
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Jokes on her, that's a given to being a Constantine.
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He absolutely does not, but he's not going to argue with her because it's been a Hell of a long time since he's had a good cup of tea.
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She didn't have to go through all that trouble, honestly. He would have eaten stale toast and water.
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He exists to make everyone's lives a little bit harder.
He could go for a wee bite.
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"Glad to be back." Can't really say no to tea and possibly biscuits from her. It'd be a crime.
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Can't imagine a female him running around.
He might have deserved that- "OH, you know, pet. Transversing the pits of Hell and such. Sorry to make you worry."
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She's right.
Haters will be like "You can't k¡ll and eat God" and that's misogyny, actually