» 𝐓𝐡𝐞 'ø' 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 ! (Bluesky!)

ALT Blitz is holding up a drawing of his horse OCs and explaining some of the lore to Stolas, "Sunbeam's a total asshole, but she's got a huuuge lesbo crush on Breakfast. Lotta gross pining with them gettin' the wrong ideas about each other and shirlt, especially when they find out they both fucked Kaboom, but they'll work it out and realize they're in love and get engaged!" Stolas is listening with a shaky, adoring smile. 'Oh, he's so cute...' Stolas thinks, 'I need him to *censored* in my *censored* and then *censored* on *censored* until I can't walk after.' Out loud Stolas says, "Fascinating! You mentioned Kaboom has slept with everyone, yes? My, my!" He's blushing and sweating, but Blitz doesn't seem to notice and replies, "Yeahhh well they've just got that rizz, y'know!"

ALT "Oooh!" Stolas coos as he points out a large plant. "And this here is one of my favorites! They need to grow near water because they have clever little traps in their stems that snatch up their prey! And their coloring is quite lovely, wouldn't you agree?" Blitz's expression looks adoring as he thinks, 'He's so cute...' And then his expression changes to a horny grin as he continues to think, 'I need to gag him and fuck his brains out.'