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18+ Writer / Lewd DNI
Joined June 2020
Why does being a lady contribute to your knowledge about blood ? Is this a vampire thing ? ( Oblivious as ever, he at least knows to wash the wounded area. Rinsing the cut beneath running water at one of the sinks. The red already staining. ) +++
Replying to @batspionage
Mind your knives in the future, won’t you? As for the bloodβ€” you’ll want lemon juice to help you break it down without leaving a stain. But let’s avoid getting it in your cut.
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This drought has to stop ! MY GARDEN IS STRUGGLING. How come we have a Pyromancer but no Hydromancer!?
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Infinite's out here looking for these lenses and using space satellites and committing the most elaborate of schemes; just go to the optometrist bro. It's not hard.
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This was like peeping through a window of Shadow's past, something Silver had done in an attempt to know his fellow Hedgehog, it made him a bit giddy. β€œThat's fair! Im from a MUCH different time after all. We have a similar acquaintance. Um, im Silver, its my honor to meet you.”
❛ You … have? I am sorry, but I have not seen you, who are you? ❜ Maria whips her head around towards Silver, flower nestled in her hand when she faced him. ❛ You don’t look familiar, Mister … ❜
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