James Logan Howlett/Wolverine (Parody)

"You were just leavin'." The Wolverine: The X-Men most vicious A Literate/Descriptive Portrayal Set in the Marvel Universe and a variant of @OfALostPast NSFW Themes apply Into the #Blazing inferno Not Henry!!!

I believe the kids call this bein' a simp.

"You were my everything...I had one person I could never live without, a-and I--" Logan felt tears in his eyes.

Logan sat beside the redhead and wrapped his arms around her. He didn't say anything. He didn't have to. He just wanted her to know he's here. "Love you, Red..."

"Jean's lucky she's one of my best friends. The fuckin' shit I put up with, or she talks me into doin'..." //You're a Jean Grey simp, Logan. It's fine.// Frees the claws. "Ya wanna say that again, bub?"

*He took the plate and looked at her* Yer lucky I love ya, Red.

He decided to go for a swim for #SeductiveSunday

*He sighs* Just get me a damn plate...

*He narrows his eyes* And you're about to take advantage of the fact that I'm gonna try it purely because you made it, huh?

//My DMs are open if ya need it, sweets.

Depends on what you didn't burn.

The only time I normally cause trouble is when you're in the room with me. You're the instigator most of the time.

I can have fun, Yuke... *He looked at her and narrowed his eyes* Maybe I should come join you.

So THAT'S what you've been doin'... It's been awhile.

//Me: Maybe one day I'll create a character with no baggage. My version of Wolverine:

We all know you love me in a tux, Red.

//After reading more about Apocalypse? I kinda wanna make him. xD I'm like, "No. You don't need to play that evil of a character. Don't do it." Also me:

//Bobby: *Starts a prank* Logan: What the fuck are you doin'? Bobby: Pranking Scott. You gonna tell? Logan: I am a responsible adult. I shouldn't condone this. Bobby: I understand. Logan: I said shouldn't, where's the rest of the shit?

Yeah, I love Emma but...her default setting is bitchy.

Uh huh... *He smirked at him* But we both know if I started bein' nice to you? You'd think I was replaced by a Skrull again or somethin'.

Sees his newest follower. "Oh shit...hey, Maddie. Long time."