@Octapodes_

23 schizoaffective

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Joined October 2021
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Back to schizo posting soon tm
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Power scalers might be the most miserable people on Earth. “Uhm actually…” brother, give it a rest. Your napkin math isn’t impressive. Just enjoy the media. You aren’t supposed to think that hard for a lot of it. Please just get a snack and enjoy your little guy
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I hate being important at work man. This shits lame as hell. We have a new hire in my department, he’s a cool guy puts his hours in no real fuss. He made a mistake earlier this week, caught it a bit later and fixed it himself. Should be the end of the story
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Instead, his fuckass supervisor brings him into my office for some reprimand. “He’s trying to cover it up instead of owning it”. Dude I’m not yelling at this kid for fixing a problem he made. Just file the incident report. This shouldn’t be more than
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“Hey man, just take it a bit slower. Double check your stuff before you push it farther down. It happens just don’t make a habit of it okay?” Like what we do isn’t that deep, it’s all gonna be okay. Pissed me off with that shit though
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Just went on a date where I played with her lovense while we walked around the farmers market 11/10 she’s too cute
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wtf do they see in me?
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With the season slowing down I’m gonna have so much more free time. I believe I shall set out to improve myself arbitrarily over the next 6 months
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Garter belts do something feral to my brain
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And for my next trick, you forget there was ever a time you weren’t loved this dearly
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Pretty fucking chopped not even gonna front. If we’re being honest it’s like a 4/10 on my best day
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The day I let this heart stop filling with the hope of love is the day it’s no longer beating
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I’ve been contemplating getting off my meds a lot lately. I don’t know why, that was not a good period of life. But it nags at me so often lately.
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I was actively out of my mind. I barely left the apartment. I slept all of 4 hours a night for like 6 months. At one point I was literally trying to skin myself. Other than that though, it was the best shape I’ve been in during my adult life.
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When you plant a final kiss upon my corpse you’ll still taste your name upon my lips
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Well my lunch date got scrapped but we’re still going out so we take those
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Well I was supposed to have this chick over and go on lunch but my sister has asked me to watch the nephews. Misfortune is befalling me! (I’ll reschedule)
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The same tits that get you hard may one day smother you in your sleep. -Sun Tzu probably
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They’re gonna kill me sooner or later. But at least I get to feel this way again. How could that have ever been a waste?
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Need to get smothered between her legs for a night to get it out of my system
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