British businessman, Author, Designer, Developer — and I help small businesses deal with big business problems.

Yorkshire, England
Joined March 2007
You, as a business owner or someone in a senior position at a business, have a clear image of where you need it to be — an ideal version of that business…
Hi @NVIDIAGFN, after updating to the latest version I've been signed out and it won't allow me to sign in again — email verification completes, but the app hangs, and same thing is happening with the forums.
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Hi @TheAA_UK, I’m concerned that it’s now day two and the smart care team haven’t made the appropriate effort to mediate between me and the garage.
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Hi @easyJet most of flight EZY2200 has been sat on a stairwell for almost an hour waiting for a nonexistent aeroplane. The gate crew know nothing. Any chance some could sort this out? – at Schönefeld, Deutschland
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Hi @EE I’ve made two requests for someone to call me via 150 and after 40 minutes I’m still waiting. I need someone to call me ASAP. – at Schönefeld, Deutschland
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Hi @HMRCgovuk, I'd appreciate some assistance getting into the Gov website.
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Hi @PhoenixGroupUK I’ve been attempting to get in touch with ReAssure for the last couple of months with no luck and I’d appreciate some assistance, please. – at Barnsley, England
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Hi @HSBC_UK, any chance of speaking with someone in person? I've tried Internet Banking and the automated telephone service, but neither are giving me what I need.
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Hi @AdobeCare, an chance you could point me in the direction of where I could find the renewal date for an account?
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Hi @MongoDB, I've created a Custom Role to limit access to a database, but the new User modal is forcing me to also choose a Built-in Role, which would either grant too much or too few privileges, or does it do something else? The documentation is confusing.
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One benefit of using Profiles in @vscode is to split extensions out, which has brought the system resource usage down.
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I love #learning and figuring things out, and sometimes that takes more time than I'd like. I could use #chatgpt, but what would I learn? And if everyone began using ChatGPT, how would it learn, and who from? We are the data model.
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The first travel toaster, with thaw function. – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
Admit you’re old. Retweet if you know what this is…
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I love listening to #ambientmusic while working. But there's ambient and there's Delta Sleep System Program 1 (Track 1), by Dr Jeffrey Thompson… 😴
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Good to know that virtuals in Mongoose don't work with aggregations in @MongoDB without a bit of prodding and poking!
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Obviously the morphing capabilities of the Tardis has a bug that triggered a causal loop in the translocation matrix.
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A legislative briar patch, but also an economic boon if the @GOVUK have the appetite for it. We keep hearing the @Conservatives talking about how they're economic superheroes, so…
Want to know why your high street is full of shops that have been empty for years? It's not always because nobody wants to fill them. Here's a real life example of what we've gone through trying to get into one in Hillsborough, Sheffield (so far - the search is ongoing!)...
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Love spending time untangling a Nginx configuration… 🙄
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Hi @adidas, there are tens of thousands of people in Ukraine, Syria, Turkey … countless people around the world, in need of clothing. Why not send the Yeezy branded clothing to them instead of landfill as a tax write-off?
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According to Nike's 10 Principles from the 1970s, number 3 states: "Perfect results count — not a perfect process." I'll leave this one here for passing scientists to shriek in horror at…
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Shout out to the cosmologists and astrophysicists and their thoughts on perfection in relation to the fourth fundamental force.
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