𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑨 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬.

𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑛 𝑟𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 ╱ 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 ! Messenger of the ocean. Wave-calmer. Poseidon && Amphitrite. Greek Myth. By #Aтαloѕ. c. theosbabx

He is one-hundred percent in on this plan.

He would like to volunteer to help.

Start with the ones that are too lazy to recycle.

Good evening. He too hates plastic. That's all.

Yes, but this time it's a momentous occasion. Can't a son summon his father without it seeming suspicious? (It's because the clams are singing and he can't get them to shut up).

It took three whole seconds to disagree? Is that a record?

He's been summoned?

One of these things is not like the others.

Absolutely not. He loves that stupid song.

Get out.

The next person to start singing 'Under the Sea' is going to get a trident to the knee.

Good morning to everyone who isn't Poseidon.

He already is. "You wouldn't last thirty seconds without me, and I'm pretty sure you know it. Honestly, I'm pretty tired of having to watch my father break my mother's heart, so I guess we're both fed up, aren't we? Go have fun. If you need me, I'll be doing your job."

Please. He doesn't want to be like him. "It matters, because when you make an utter mess of something because you're too distracted, who has to fix it? Oh, that's right. Me. So you're just being as quick as possible then, huh? I bet she's 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙."

Jaw clench. Poseidon's right, but he's not happy about admitting it. "Perhaps if you spent less time chasing after cheap thrills and more time doing your actual job, I wouldn't be like this. Wow, a whole hour? Lucky girl."

"Gods, no. I'd like for you to grow up, once in a while, but that's a whole different story. By the way, if you really were father of the century, you'd know that I've always been petty. This isn't new."

"I doubt discussion is what's really on your mind."

"He's right, I don't."

Welp, that backfired.