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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
All those on the fake right continuing to promote the idol while biding time for their next idol refuse to recognize that unless Trump resigns they will choke on their own idol. They can't see an inch outside of their autistic twitter fights with random people.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Crone Jennifer Welch has reportedly lost $7.6 million for cackling on air at Charlie's murder. That is a good start. Here are the phone numbers of her two remaining advertisers: • Article: 1-888-746-3455 • Quince: 1-888-618-9322
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Remember, the more Dems have Trump around the neck with foreign and domestic corruption, the more likely he is to give into them on policy issues and the more likely Dems will win 45 states. Anyone on the "right" with a brain, heart, and soul who actually believes in the slop they put out on this app knows that there is only one solution.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Only Nixon could go to China… Only Trump can cave on amnesty… TACO Alert!!! This looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger 2.0! 😡🤦‍♂️🤮
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Replying to @RMConservative
Daniel does to @SteveDeaceShow what @DeaceOnline does to Steve... sliming each other, but not by name. Only thing is: Daniel is correct, while Todd is foolish.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Here's a slightly different take from him on Iran.
.@MattWalshBlog: "I'd rather Iran have a nuke than my country be run by communists."
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
I am not going to let @patrickbetdavid get away with casually sidling up to Ron DeSantis by calling him “the biggest winner” of the midterms. PBD was the clown who pulled that boot stunt in 2024. He is 100% culpable in this midterm disaster.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Can any of the rigged election conspiracy theorists who told me back in June that the second spot in the LA mayor’s primary was stolen from Spencer Pratt to secure the election for Bass (which I told them at the time was completely insane because Bass desperately wanted to run against Pratt), please explain how the hell this happened?! I’m sure the “explanations” will be hilarious! 😂🤦‍♂️🤮
BREAKING: Polymarket projects Democratic Socialist Nithya Raman has defeated incumbent Karen Bass to become the next Mayor of Los Angeles — 99% chance.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Let me summarize tomorrow on "the right." It's everyone's fault but Trump's.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Replying to @DeaceOnline
Not why you tagged me on this, Todd. Guilty conscience, perhaps? This is not my post, nor is it my picture. But since you did tag me, I'll take this opportunity to tell you that you cannot believe Roman Catholic doctrine and be saved. Transubstantiation is an offense to Christ and His once for all, never to be repeated, sacrifice on the cross. We are saved by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone. If you add one milligram of works to grace, then grace is no longer grace. "But if it is by grace, it is no longer of works, otherwise grace is no longer grace" (Rom. 11:6). Abandon your works, self righteousness, transubstantiation, Purgatory (which is also an abomination to the finished atoning work of Christ - it is a fictitious doctrine invented by the RCC to enrich itself), and praying to Mary and the thousands of other people you pray to. Come to Christ empty handed trusting Him and Him alone. Come to Christ seeking a Savior not only from Hell, but from sin itself. If you will come to Him and Him alone, He will save you.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
A year of Candace Owens' Charlie Kirk investigation summed up: "Charlie Kirk was shot from below." "ACTUALLY Charlie Kirk was shot from the back." "ACTUALLY Charlie Kirk was definitely 100% shot from the front." "ACTUALLY Charlie Kirk was killed with a rigged explosive device." Greatest grifter of our time.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Six years ago Bernie told us that we had six years left because of climate change. That grift is over and now he’s onto the robots. Mock this miserable goon into oblivion.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Attention all unmarried men… The best advice I can give a man looking to find a woman they might want to build a life/family with is… Just ask every date their opinions about Lindsay Clancy & Sophie Cunningham. I have just saved you tons of time and money. You’re welcome!!
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Mark Driscoll says he'll be preaching when of a sudden he'll see vivid visions of his congregants getting r*ped, choked out, and children being mol*sted, right in front of him. This is from the same sermon where he said he gets visions of congregants cheating and having sex- all made possible as part of the "gift of discernment."
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Mark Driscoll to Jeremy Boreing: “God spoke to me audibly.” Boreing: Not a word about it. Brethren, when anyone makes that claim, CHALLENGE IT.
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
I love Jeremy Boering's new podcast. But Mark Driscoll isn't an example of a strong pastor. Far from it. He's actually one of the biggest examples of a weak and soft pastor. Strong pastors do not disqualify themselves from pastoral ministry, like he has. Pastors whose characters disqualify them from ministries are probably even more cowardly than the pastors who are silent on the most pressing issues of the day. In fact, one of the most pressing issues of the day is that the Church needs more pastors who maintain the biblical qualifications of a pastor. Driscoll is one of the reasons why American evangelicalism is so soft today. He was one of the first TGC pastors to weaponize "racism" to defend his weak ministry. When people criticized him for promoting false teachers like TD Jakes many years ago, he accused them of racism. If the American Church has gone soft, it's because of people like Mark Driscoll.
The American church has gone soft. Many evangelical pastors are silent on the most pressing issues of the day. Mark Driscoll is not one of them. I sat down with @pastormark to talk about the spiritual crisis facing our young men, and increasingly our young women. We talked about the "over-mothered" church, forgiveness after the fall of Mars Hill, and why it's not too late for America's sons. This interview is a rallying cry and a ray of hope for those who long for spiritual revival:
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
Total travesty. It’s the simplest case imaginable. She murdered three children. The end. The verdict shouldn’t even take 17 minutes, let alone 17 hours.
Lindsay Clancy verdict live updates: Jurors let go for the day after nearly 17 hours of deliberations, and request to go home trib.al/GE1gzfd
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Alexandria's Occasional Cortex retweeted
🚨Compilation of every time Candace Owens has promised “EXPLOSIVE RELEVATIONS” for nearly a year... CUT TO @paleochristcon: “What evidence do you have?” Candace: “I don’t have to provide evidence. I’m just allowed to think.” THE NEXT WEEK, Candace opens her show: “Get ready for a big one... it is EXPLOSIVE!” Pure grift.
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