@ObeseChess

retired from posting, new career in business.

 Portland, OR
linktr.ee/obesechess
Joined April 2012
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Having a nice night with the neighbors cat as usual
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I guess I logged off pretty short after this post in the Sassy Thread, and I hate updating it under the circumstances. Sassy passed away on April 13, 2026, after a brief battle with bladder cancer. She was loved tremendously and I will miss her terribly for the rest of my life.
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Please rest assured that in the two and a half years since I stopped updating this thread, she continued to live a life of peace, safety, happiness, and comfort. She passed snuggled up in my arms and purring in our usual spot on the couch. Thanks for loving Sassy, everyone.
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breaking my posting hiatus to say that starting today (11/1) and effective until whenever SNAP comes back, my band is donating 100% of profits from all merch sales online and at shows to the Oregon Food Bank blackchvrch.bigcartel.com

BLACK CHVRCH

Official online store for Black Chvrch, Portland OR

blackchvrch.bigcartel.com
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I had an entire podcast about bad music dedicated to that song. None of you will ever understand the eons of forbidden wisdom I possess.
EyeHateRadio@EyeHateRadio19 Feb 2019
EPISODE ONE: "HOME" soundcloud.com/eyehateradio/…
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I have dozens of posts like this. I am the most ahead-of-the-discourse, ahead-of-the-curve man who has ever lived. I am from the future. Honor me.
Spicy Big Dad@ObeseChess20 May 2017
If you were to tell me that Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes were used to torture gitmo detainees I wouldn't hesitate to believe you
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If Trump executes Elon and puts this website back to how it was before he took over I will start posting again
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Happy Birthday to Women
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Just logging back in to say fuck you guys. Someone owes me some money. Okay bye
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Well guys I think that’s probably it. See y’all if and when this gets fixed and if and when we meet again. I’ll put my contact info and other stuff in the linktree later
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Time to get some takes off while the website is dying
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TROX@iamTROX1 Jul 2023
I can't say I blame him one bit.
Chris Haynes
@ChrisBHaynes1 Jul 2023
BREAKING NEWS: Portland Trail Blazers superstar Damian Lillard has requested a trade this morning, league sources tell @NBAonTNT, @BleacherReport.
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EDGAR CULLEN@bailey_af1 Jul 2023
anyone else notice that only people with zero riffs talk like this.. – at Brooklyn, NY
Vinod Khosla
@vkhosla29 Jun 2023
Music won’t require personal musicians in fifteen years and your favorite “artist” will be a personal algorithm, though you will still have your favorite generic public celebrity musicians
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You ever smoke on goop
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Sam Blum@SamBlum31 Jul 2023
Shohei Ohtani hits No. 30. It was a very long home run. He has 15 home runs in the month of June. He's been incredible. 5-1, Diamondbacks in the 6th.
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Mike!!!! My God
Rep. Mike Flood
@USRepMikeFlood30 Jun 2023
The only person responsible to repay a loan, is the person who applied for the loan. The Supreme Court made the right decision in finding Biden's student loan bailout unconstitutional. Read my full statement here: bit.ly/46wFkWY
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A fun piece of drama I’m currently watching unfold is Tattoo Artist B following Tattoo Artist A on Instagram, and then when A goes to B’s profile finding that more than half of the tattoos B has ever done were stolen from A, who draws all his own stuff as totally custom one-offs
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The dudes entire page is just shit stolen from this one other artist lmao
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Molly@_uncoolniece30 Jun 2023
Remembering when Hillary Clinton disappeared from public for like all of August 2016, only doing private megadonor fundraisers press weren’t allowed at (using noise machines to not be heard!), then reappeared at a 9/11 fundraiser where she promptly fell down & got shoved in a van
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He’s right but not in the way he thinks he is
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