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After realizing that @jackblack ‘s “Peaches” from the Super Mario movie is the same chords as “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley and that he rickrolled the whole world. #SuperMarioBrosMovie #rickroll

Bacon bits are really just pig meat sprinkles.

“I just bought a beef couch”

Like leather is beef too?

Isn’t milk technically beef?

When people write “should of” instead of “should’ve (should have)” 😖💢

If you can help it, don’t see #SpiderManNowWayHome at an @AMCTheatres. They cancelled my showing halfway through because of a defective speaker, and apparently it’s the third night in a row that this happened without fixing.

The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference.

Tag line of Malignant 2: He’s baaaaack.

Food, but spelled with “ph”. Like: Phood. This pleases me.

I’ve had a @Masterbuilt smoker in my backyard for two months but I’ve NEVER USED IT!! It DIED on my first cook and I’ve spent the last few months waiting for parts. Would not recommend.

At all costs, DONT USE THE @Soothe app to book any type of therapies. They are absolutely the worst company out there.

The Music Modernization Act required co.’s like Spotify and Apple had to hand over unmatched royalties to the MLC this week. They handed over 🔥442 MILLION FRIKKIN DOLLARS!!!🔥 Songwriters, go register with the MLC to make sure your info is accurate!!! themlc.com

“... and I owe my part, I’ll tell the truth...” #Gerçek

Just wait until about 10 years from now when you reach into an old jacket and pull out a mask.

This virus shit CANT END SOON ENOUGH!!! #readyforlifetogetbacktonormal

Oh.... my.... god...... 😱🤯