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Seized by the Power of a Great Affection; Anglican, husband, dad, beer and bourbon enjoyer, sports fan

Paris, KY
Joined March 2012
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When the squad’s having a good time but you see 15 missed calls from Mom
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Making the same request a week later
I need to wake up to a new unKut tomorrow morning @UKFootball
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Can’t let Kiffin get in ears of the officials and influence them like that there
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I need to wake up to a new unKut tomorrow morning @UKFootball
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Alabama-Mississippi State game is making me feel much better about Kentucky’s loss. Bama might just be that good
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Incredible. No notes.
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When you like a mutual’s post but don’t RT it because it’s too racist but they understand
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If you want to pitch in for the Tweetman family car fund (we’re fine but if you want) just retweet this and like it so I get ad revenue
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In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️
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The always moving story of General Charles de Gaulle, who would become the greatest President of France, and his daughter Anne, who was born with Downs syndrome, is not well known outside of France but deserves to be.
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ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN 🌟 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics (via @nba_paint)
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It’s amazing how much of Tennessee’s “tough, physical defense” is literally just holding guys and getting away with it
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If you don’t want Cinderellas, why did they expand the playoff to 12 teams? Could’ve just kept it at 4 teams and only taken P4 conference champions
🔥HOT TAKE from @joelklatt🔥 "We don't want Cinderellas. We want the best teams playing each other at the end... The NCAA basketball tournament is a joke. It's the dumbest tournament and the least fair tournament in all of sports."
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A bit ironic that WaPo’s best state to raise children in just elected an AG that wants the children of his political enemies to die
The Washington Post literally defined "family friendly = Ability to kill future family members" on this graphic. These people are sick.
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Will be cool to see a player get ejected for something he did in her dream the night before
Jen Pawol will become the first woman to umpire an MLB game on Saturday for Marlins-Braves (via @MiLB)
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This thread should be given a Pulitzer Prize
You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--
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Counterpoint:
a bad photoshop, no matter how bad, will always be funnier than an AI image. always. every single time. no exceptions.
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Checkmate Christians
Scientists reveal Jesus' REAL name - and say it wasn't 'Jesus' after all trib.al/FSE6Gk3
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Me to my 4 year old when he starts trash talking after I let him win in Mario Kart
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Devastating. And a massive problem for a healthy democracy.
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