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I really like you.
A lot.
I know sometimes I mess up & do things that make it seem like I don't care but trust me...
you're my world."
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“deeptxts: to any boys confused by girls xitter.cf/deeptxts/status/593974…”
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"why are u smiling at ur phone" oh it's nothing mom just reading screenshots of conversations of me n my virtual lover.
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dear person who favorites my tweets : i know they're dumb and they don't make sense, but thanks for paying attention to me.
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when people spam your tl with food porn, i'm sorry but what did i do to deserve this punishment.
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when someone flirts with your partner - bitch, are you asking for a death wish because i bet i can grant it in a matter of seconds.
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Let’s hash this out! #FoodPorn Corned Beef Hash Eggs Benedict ift.tt/1Ji3Cpy
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why do you guys have two moms like did half of your body was from me and the other half was from your other mom :c








