/ ummm sorry I haven’t been so active, I’m focused more on another parody account + I just got an LP 2 days ago so in the mean time I’ll TRY to be more active here

SAM · May 2, 2026 · 6:33 AM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireMay 2

I dropped my fucking garlic bread bro

SAM · May 1, 2026 · 6:14 PM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireMay 1

Peak, I’m clearly the best though

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SAM · May 1, 2026 · 11:29 AM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireMay 1

/im tired

SAM · Apr 28, 2026 · 11:03 PM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 28

Yeah this is bullshit

Terrifying ARG Of An Abused Roblox User@bachyontasticApr 27

Surprisingly Sam doesn’t have his survivor counterpart

SAM · Apr 28, 2026 · 7:32 PM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 28

hchai

SAM · Apr 27, 2026 · 10:21 AM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 27

Hey y’all gotta look at this

SAM@ORBadmireApr 27

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SAM · Apr 27, 2026 · 10:21 AM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 27

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SAM · Apr 24, 2026 · 11:59 AM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 24

Fuuuuck my account dying again

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SAM · Apr 23, 2026 · 10:09 PM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 23

I’m so fucking tired

andre · Apr 19, 2026 · 9:19 AM UTC

SAM retweeted

andre@onlineplainApr 19

also sam and whitey got married.

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SAM · Apr 19, 2026 · 6:55 AM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 19

Heh, I just the best idea from this heh But I have no idea if it fits the submission rules because I’m a dumbass and barely understand anything

var@violaxumApr 19

They added my skin to bear apostrophe!!

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SAM · Apr 18, 2026 · 10:07 PM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 18

I was happy in the haze of the drunken hour

🪅 · Apr 16, 2026 · 4:07 AM UTC

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🪅@blazentityApr 16

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SAM · Apr 15, 2026 · 10:51 AM UTC

SAM@ORBadmireApr 15

What is this bullshit

█ · Apr 14, 2026 · 8:10 PM UTC

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█@Taylor_nonsenseApr 14

You are nothing

█@Taylor_nonsenseApr 14

This is so fucking ridiculous

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