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A pack of hyenas accosts a White dude.
He says the magic word and then says, “I’m an electrician, I’ll shut the whole damn place down.”
Hyenas: Do it!
White man: ✅
#TacoBell #Electrician #LightsOut
Pussy’s hiding behind a camera phone and a selfie 🤳 stick, thinking they’re relevant.
“I’m a journalist.” NO!
YOU ARE A RETARD! 🤡🫵
🚨Her description of how a cop would sound coming out of a Full Size NYPD CRUISER (vs) a smaller n y p d cruiser is funny AF!🚨 lol 😝
A Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office deputy pulled over and ticketed a woman for using a phone in her right hand while driving, only for the woman to show and prove to the deputy she is an amputee, and missing her right hand that he says he saw her “manipulating the screen” with.
Seriously @PBCountySheriff? 🤭
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In the first season of CHiPS episode 20, CHECKOUT the PRICE OF GAS ⛽️ This episode aired on March 2, 1978.
Regular Gas - .53 Cents 😳👀














