Organization Protecting Emasculated Cockatoos

Joined October 2008
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Lord Bebo
@MyLordBeboApr 5
🦜🇧🇸 Guy built a bathyscaphe for his PARROT so it can explore —now the underwater world in the Bahamas Bebe (the parrot) has previously parachuted with him in a special chest box... poor bird...
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BIG MISTAKE BY DOZY DON!!!!! SPACE COMMAND BELONGS IN SAN FRANCISCO, NOT ALABAMA (A TOTAL DISASTER OF A STATE). EVERYONE KNOWS SAN FRANCISCO IS THE FUTURE HOME OF "STAR FLEET ACADEMY" ("LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"). THAT’S BECAUSE CALIFORNIA IS #1 FOR AEROSPACE, #1 FOR TECHNOLOGY, #1 FOR AI (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, VERY SMART PEOPLE, MUCH SMARTER THAN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO HAS LOW IQ). SAN FRANCISCO IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD FOR ENGINEERING AND INNOVATION... ROCKETS, SOFTWARE, "THE STARTUPS.” ALABAMA’S GOVERNOR “KRAZY” KAY HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. JUST LIKE LITTLE HANDS, SHE IS SLOW AND BURPS A LOT. SHE HAS DONE NOTHING FOR HER PEOPLE AND MADE THE STATE VERY UNSAFE!!! A MURDER RATE 190% HIGHER THAN CALIFORNIA’S. "SPACE COMMAND" MUST BE HERE IN CALIFORNIA, THE GREATEST STATE IN AMERICA, WITH ME, THE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM. THE SLEEPY GOLFER IN THE WHITE HOUSE DIDN’T MOVE IT HERE. HE HAS NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS). SAD!!! — GCN
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One Week from Today: ASSEMBLE! Voting is the ENDGAME! (Help me give credit to whoever made this! I got it from a follower who also doesn’t know. Anybody have any idea where this Marvel-ous piece of editing came from?) #VOTE
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A new item has been added to this year’s back-to-school shopping list: a laptop. Learn more about this important access gaps. ⬇️ vox.com/recode/2020/8/28/214…
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To be honest, I'd rather NFL players just donate a game's salary to Breast Cancer research instead of wearing pink.
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The whole "Congress holds children hostage" @TheOnion is doing would be a lot more funny if it wasn't metaphorically true.
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We're missing the point on the waterboarding debate. The question isn't "does it work", the question is "should the US torture prisoners".
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OPEC retweeted
Barack Obama
@BarackObama7 May 2011
Clean energy will help us out-compete and out-innovate the rest of the world. http://OFA.BO/SHfoZe
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In response to bin Laden death, Vatican says Christians 'do not rejoice' over a death - Reuters http://reut.rs/knueWk
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Obama Releases Original Birth Certificate now I want Donald Trump to release his hairline
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Penguin covered in oil from the recent spill in the south Atlantic. http://fb.me/WV81MkG4
ExxonMobil CEO Really Hurt That College Student Is Talking About Him Right Now
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